h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

gee, i can't wait until my advertising pays off and i get some real patience!!!

or is that patients?

no matter, i'm not working today

Too bad you're not practicing today. I'm encountering the first symptoms of anti-workoholicism right now, seeing that Monday is approaching. Combatting these symptoms with alcohol doesn't work, I have tried that, believe you me!

oh, no! that's not what i meant. i was getting out of work by being at the doctor's office (while i'm at the real office posting this. it was an avoidance of 'real' work, see?). the doctor is in !

Pleeeeaase, I need something so that I needn't go to work. Any prescription short of a broken leg will do!

all you have to do is call your boss, and tell him you have to go to the doctor's office today.

wham! you're already here

sorry, that was too late. He came first to call me before his desk immediately! Seems he knows some of the tricks already...

sorry, perhaps it was a gap in the time zones

that's why i'd like to get some assistants around here, but i *have* just opened.

oh, and I'm your first patient here. Does that mean your bill will be ...extraordinary?

hmmmm. i hadn't thought of a billing scheme yet. well, no matter, i can hardly charge you if i didn't succeed in helping you avoid work for a day, can i?

hope it wasn't too bad...

well, at least I did survive. And I took Thu and Fri free. But tomorrow and Wed are still there

i have to w*rk tomorrow and wednesday too. but actually that is good for me. i do most of my h2g2 stuff while i am at work. i'm usually too busy when i'm at home to go online much. occasionally i log on from home, but most of the time it's just when i'm at work. so if you ever don't hear from me for 3 or 4 days, i'm on my days off, and i'll be back soon.

Ok, Doc. For me it's just the other way round, no private internet surfing at work, and flatrate at home. So if you just give me one large package of those green and yellow pills over there...?

hullo, is the doctor in?
::peers around, tripping over her wings in the process::
ARGH, damn things! still trying to get used to them. *sigh*

~~~Mathnerd and avenging

needing to skip a day of work after the holiday festivities??

i can't blame you there, i should have stayed home today. i've been out for a few days, so i'm just now catching up on recent posts, and i keep dozing off at my desk....,


there, just there! i did it again! sorry.

no, actually i need a doctor's note that it's ok for me to sleep past ten in the morning. my brain won't let me sleep until seven or eight in the morning when it's light, and i'm woken again at ten. could i get something that says i need to sleep?

and avenging

that should be an easy case: go find a booooring job...

oh yes, and doc? i need to kill my family so could you certify me insane afterwards so i can off in court?

hey, mathnerd, could you stop by the office when you get access again?

Uh hi doc. There's nothing wrong with me, and actually it's Sunday, so I don't have to go to work. And actually I wouldn't if it were Monday either since I just run around after kids.

Is there a prescription for any of this?

*flies in and looks around*
here i am broelan. did you want something?
oh, and btw, the earlier posting still stands .