h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't worry about the transportation, Englander. This is a subsidiary of CLI, and they've got pretty much any kind of transportation that you could want. Trucks, vans, cars, space ships, hover pads, teleportation, trans-dimensional rifts, temporal dissilusionment, the list goes on. We'll get it to the 24-7 alright.

Perfect
*E trots off to the legobuildingsite...*

Wait! Don't go! We've got lots of toys that you can spend money on!

[OOC] got the email

man those voodoo dolls are really quite funny!!! I guess I'll have to make a web sight at geocities that I can put all my "important" things that I used to link to on. These voodoo dolls will be first up (hopefully)

*Affy shudders again at the mention of the dolls, but tries to ingore their presence by putting up an ad for a new soda beverage*

*Affy shudders again at the mention of the dolls, but tries to ingore their presence by putting up an ad for a new soda beverage*

*GL notices the double shudder and moves the voodoo dolls to the back of the display, behind the BBC Internet computers.*

*Affy hopes no one's offended by his dislike of the dolls*

*Looks at the toy soldiers*

Do they come in black imperial type uniforms or just the old European style?

Currently the "Classic European" look is all that we carry, but we could custom make some for you.

Are they sentient beings or just mindless units?

We carry both. We also have just plain ol' action figures, but I can tell that you're not interested in the common and mundane.


But confidentially, we've got a brand new series of action figures that you may be interested in. They have no technical powers, but they'd be worth something some day.

Ok, I shall take 2 of the sentient type "Classic European," here's a custom order for 3 sentient type Imperial Standard Extras

Perhaps you could slip into their circuts something that would record everthing that their senses are aware of.... and perhaps I might be interested, tell me more...

*Strains to hear whispering*

Okay Yowuzupman, I can fill those orders for you. And about those 'special' soldiers,....

*Voice lowered to a ridiculous level*

....don't tell your boss that I'm telling you about 'em. He'd kill you, and then try to end the deal. But we've got the official "H2g2 Superheroes and Supervillains Collection" in the back. All of the heroes and villains are there, from Afgncaap5 to Zeb The Evil Shrew Puppet. And yes, I know that Zeb's currently a cartoon and not a puppet, but the puppet comes further along in the alphabet.

And these have no real powers, but they will definitely be worth something to the h2g2 collectors.

I gotta get a Zeb, and how bout Sea UH and Happy?

*Pulls out the four action figures, complete with tiny, easy-to-loose, plastic versions of their weapons (Zeb's Cans and Necromicon, UH's metal spikes, etc.), and bios on the individual characters*

Trust me, when this deal goes through, everyone's gonna want 'em. I've already got my personal trophy case stocked with every single one. We're debating whether or not to market Stephanie and Tusk, though, because they're not STUMPED villains, really....

After it gets hyyped up a bit you can release those two as "Specialy Limited Really Ultra Very Special Elite Collector's Edition" you'd make a fortune!

Say, that's not a bad idea!