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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 23, 2001
excellent, she's obviously not talking to me now 
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Kes Posted Mar 23, 2001
*Checks mari again. She seems to be recovering. Leaves another bottle at her side*
This one's the vodka, mari. Think I'll stick to beer. Anyone else for a drink, or shall we go topside and start some action?
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 23, 2001
Have we had enough beer to start driving yet?
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Kes Posted Mar 23, 2001
Don't know ... How many throttle controls can you see? *Points to driver's seat*
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Kes Posted Mar 23, 2001
Close ... There are two. Have another beer. When you can see four controls, ...you can drive! 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 23, 2001
I hope we're insured !!!
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Kes Posted Mar 23, 2001
Insured? Third party fire & theft only, I think ...but who would ever steal a burning APC? ) Let's hope everyone else has insurance ... Go for it Linus!
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 23, 2001
*Hurridly looks around for somethng to cling on to*
Do we actually know where we are btw? I seem to have become somewhat disorientated! 
shazz 
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Kes Posted Mar 23, 2001
Still in the rather warm tunnel ... about to reverse out into a hot welcome, I suspect ...
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 23, 2001
Oh goody!
*Primes weapon and sits down heavily as Linus starts his manoevres*
This reminds me of the Black Hole ride at Alton Towers... you know it will end eventually, but there is still that small nagging doubt*
shazz
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Kes Posted Mar 23, 2001
Hey Linus ... I can hear the engine's working ... How about you select a gear? The one marked "R" would be good!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 24, 2001
*Rolls about on the floor with movement of the APC. Bangs head. *
~groan~
Ow! Ouch! Hey? What's going on?
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Kes Posted Mar 25, 2001
*Helps mari into a seat, and indicates she should strap in*
Sorry about that. You sit tight until you feel up to scratch ... We're about to back our way out of the hole we're in. As soon as you feel up to it, we'll need all hands to see to the weapons ... it'll be a hot reception out there!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 25, 2001
I'm ok. Thanks.
*shakes head to clear vision... it doesn't help.*
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Kes Posted Mar 25, 2001
Alright. Tak it easy for a while ... we won't be out of the tunnel for a couple of minutes at least. Can I get you anything?
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 25, 2001
R you say Kes? Hmmm, this one?
*crashes into wall*
how about this one...ah thats better. Reverse it is then
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Kes Posted Mar 26, 2001
That's the one, Linus ..... fast as possible would be good - catch 'em by surprise (I hope)
*Goes to rear of APC and peers through the windows in the rear doors*
I think I can see the end of the tunnel ...
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 26, 2001
I'm hoping to see the light that signifies the fridge door has been opened...
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Kes Posted Mar 26, 2001
Soon enough, Linus ... once we're out of here. Exit coming up. Stand by your guns, everyone!
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- 61: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 23, 2001)
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- 63: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 23, 2001)
- 64: Kes (Mar 23, 2001)
- 65: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 23, 2001)
- 66: Kes (Mar 23, 2001)
- 67: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 23, 2001)
- 68: Kes (Mar 23, 2001)
- 69: shazzPRME (Mar 23, 2001)
- 70: Kes (Mar 23, 2001)
- 71: shazzPRME (Mar 23, 2001)
- 72: Kes (Mar 23, 2001)
- 73: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 24, 2001)
- 74: Kes (Mar 25, 2001)
- 75: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 25, 2001)
- 76: Kes (Mar 25, 2001)
- 77: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 25, 2001)
- 78: Kes (Mar 26, 2001)
- 79: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 26, 2001)
- 80: Kes (Mar 26, 2001)
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