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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 20, 2001
G'day Kes 
Err, this is going to sound like a strange question, and it is not related to bfg business but how does the bit of American Pie go after
A long, long time ago...
I need it for my Post report (due now 
)
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Kes Posted Mar 20, 2001
*Kes crawls back into character, growls at Linus, scowls at Shazz and starts sharpening his combat knife on a handy stanchion*
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 20, 2001
I'm using that one as well Shazz
Err... to who did the moderated posting belong to, you naughty people ROFL
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Kes Posted Mar 20, 2001
Well, you shouldn't have asked me to post copyright material, should you! DDid you get it before it was Yiked? Didn't take them long!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 20, 2001
no, all i need is the next few words...
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 20, 2001
never mind, i looked it up on one of the million sites Google found 
Now, where were we?
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 20, 2001
This is getting ridiculous!
Ever had the feeling you're been watched... closely!
I wondered lonely through h2g2
When all at once I spotted
A crowd, a host of moderators
Who all my posts garroted!
shazz 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 20, 2001
Nice on Shazz
To moderate, or not to moderate...
I wish they'd stop asking that question
They should have fun once our next mission gets started up
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 21, 2001
*Sitting, jiggling foot impatiently.*
I still haven't gotten my 
...
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 21, 2001
have your legs and arms fallen off?
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 21, 2001
so your arms and legs have fallen off then?
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Kes Posted Mar 21, 2001
The last thing I'd call mari is 'armless, Linus ... Mind you, a couple more s and she may be legless
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 21, 2001
IF you had read the backlog, you would see that we are now entirely without VODKA, which is not a good place for me. ALSO, I happen to know all the words to American Pie. IF you were nice to me, Linus, I might send them to you.
Can we please go shopping for supplies while we wait for the others to show up?
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Kes Posted Mar 22, 2001
No vodka? As long as there's plenty of beer .....
Hey! Only kidding mari! Put the knife away! If you look in the medicine cabinet at back of the APC .... I hid a few useful bottles in there ... should be something that resembles vodka .... help yourself to a !
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 22, 2001
The BFG's can't function without vodka!
Here ya go... I happen to have a few of Monsy's vodka-filled choccie fishes in my pockets
shazz
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 22, 2001
Thank you, Shazz! You are a life-saver!!
*Gobbles down 3 of the choccie fishes, ignoring the pocket fluff stuck to them. Goes to the back of the APC to look for Kes' stash. Opens a bottle and sniffs it suspiciously. Cautiously takes a sip...*
*passes out cold*
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Kes Posted Mar 22, 2001
*Runs over. Checks mari's pulse & respiration. Cracks a vodka chocky under her nose and pours contents into her mouth. She begins to revive. Checks label on bottle. It reads: *
Very
Orrible
Drain
Kleaning
Agent
Hey mari! ... Next time read the label more carefully!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 22, 2001
Now you know why i stick to beer...
I wonder if it cleaned her mind up
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- 41: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 20, 2001)
- 42: Kes (Mar 20, 2001)
- 43: shazzPRME (Mar 20, 2001)
- 44: Kes (Mar 20, 2001)
- 45: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 20, 2001)
- 46: Kes (Mar 20, 2001)
- 47: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 20, 2001)
- 48: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 20, 2001)
- 49: shazzPRME (Mar 20, 2001)
- 50: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 20, 2001)
- 51: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 21, 2001)
- 52: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 21, 2001)
- 53: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 21, 2001)
- 54: Kes (Mar 21, 2001)
- 55: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 21, 2001)
- 56: Kes (Mar 22, 2001)
- 57: shazzPRME (Mar 22, 2001)
- 58: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 22, 2001)
- 59: Kes (Mar 22, 2001)
- 60: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 22, 2001)
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