h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"AND alcohol" would be even better

my mind is already clouded with alcohol, but okay, let's go for it

might be a good idea to turn off the classic rocket engine and go by another form of transport though

or ???

sounds like fun - i'm thinking merry pranksters here

does the have safety belts?

i'm just askin in case gwennie gets into the driver's seat

i'd really rather not think about that

*Leaps into the with an and trying to look like Jodi Foster.*

I'm to go.. to go... to go.....

*Kes presses the "GO" button, which engages a huge pre-tensioned rubber band. This imparts a rapid spin to the and then hurls it forth at great speed.*

Oops!

i wonder what's on the wireless

*presses button*

ev'ry day i get in the cue...

*Sits in the back bouncing on the seat in anticipation of all that alcohol just lying there out in space. Starts singing...*

The people on the bus go UP and down...UP and down... Up and down

holy molasses, this sure is one bumpy ride

for some reason sitting in the back of the bus makes me feel as though i need to have a cigarette *teenage flashback*

*Puts her previously chewed gum under the seat in front of her. Turns around in her seat and makes a face at Linus.*

awwwwwww, there aint nothing like puppy love

i wouldn't know i was never that close to our dog

*Checks out the robot bus staff*

The one with all the electricity flowing through it must be the conductor ...

baton down the hatches

and that giant screw is the driver?

did someone mention ?

I'll have one, please!