h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

** grabs the remains, irons out the wrinkels and uses a -filled pump to get St Dreamer three dimensional again.**

Now try again, but slowly!

*left eye begins to slowly revolve from PGGB, but otherwise seems fine.* Thanks Marjin, Dont know what I'd do without you Archangels to look after us....good job we're immortal, right? *jumps off a cloud and rapidly flaps wings, but still somehow manages to keep falling* Seeee yaaaaaaa

** wonders how he did reach the cloud in the first place **

Maybe you want too much at the same time. Try a methodical approach, like mine: F57543?thread=139114&skip=40&show=20#p1285114

*she*

*floats up as has remembered a flying dream which is displayed on wings* Whee!

"flapping left wing. Check.
flapping right wing. Check.
flapping them together. Synchronise, Synchronise, Check.
All systems go.
Air space around clear? Check.
Increase flapping speed, increase, increase,
Liftoff-frequency reached and ... Flying!!!"

I can manage the taking off you see but it's the landing.
*swoops in to land and knocks Marjin off his feet*

HI!!

Ooooh, yes please, I would like to be an angel
I don't think you have a patron saint of unusual food, so can I be one of those? (might as well keep up a running theme, as I wrote an article about eating insects and have long been of the opinion that people should try something before going 'yuk')
Or something like that
~

Weee, more angels!!!

I'm sure we can squeeze one more L in...

PS of unusual food... hmm. I'm not sure if the PS of Snack Foods covers it -- When you consider some of the snack foods people eat! I'm sure PS of Unusual Foods is more than suitable.

Oh dear... I've been away too long! A ceremony to inaugaurate you into our ranks will be held soon enough. I'm sure one of the more *cough* agile? () Archs will be along soon enough to tell me what I should do to welcome you to our ranks a little more professionally!

oooooooooooooh ooooooooh

memememememememememeemmeme
me want to be a angel
Can I be Patron Saint of His Divine Shadow's Assassin?
No wait, Patron Saint of the Brunnen Gee
or Patron Saint of the Last of the Brunnen Gee
Which sounds better?

I like the first one... PS of His Divine Shadow's Assassin has a certain... erm... ring to it!

wheeee
*Considers being Saint Werekitty (Keeper of Werebeasties, Lexx and Kai and Patron Saint of His Divine Shadow)*
*Wonders what an angel werecat would look like - tail, claws, cat eyes, pointy ears and teeth, wings anna halo???*
Ok!

-were

Sounds like a halo'd to me
Or is it hallowed?

Ooooh, good idea!
lalala

*sings random tunes to herself*

PS of Unusual Foods- yay!

Wheeeeee *flies around happily*

You can't fly until after you're inaugerated - I snuck into heaven and watched the ceremony.
They give you wings then. You can also pick the colour of your wings and halo.
I want mine to be made of shadows....

-meow

Hmmm... we really ought to hide those ceremonial threads - could keep people from applying...

Schrödinger's Cat-flap - werekitty - I have left messages on your user pages!

Meanwhile, would anyone like a and a slice of ?

*puts the kettle on*

Yes please, are you performing the ceremony? would you mind not getting drunk before you start using the battery powered sword? I would be terribly gratefull

Titania drunk? never!
She would fall down unconcious long before that

Hmmmph! Sure, I've been known to sample the PGGB before the ceremony - just to make sure it's properly mixed, of course!

...besides, I don't use the battery-powered sword - I use the one, being elvish and all that... but the Archangels take turns in sainting - I don't know which one will be responsible for next ceremony!

Hello! Mmmm, breakfast (it's morning here, and a very gorgeous one too)

*eats a slice of *

How is everyone?