h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi LePerdy!
Have you reaquainted yourself with the site?
There's plenty of new smileys, look



If you see anyone requiring asistance, just grab 'em, ok?

Faaaaaaaaabulous, darling I shall, I shall!

I'll assist them by perpetuating their state of confusion! MWaha... O wait, that's not the job... O darn. I'll pretend to then, but then I'll really end up helping them. Ya? Groovy.

Hi , am I in the right place for requesting a guardian angel?

Oh oh can I be your Angel? Pleasssssssssssse

slight over excitment at that But if you'd like me to, I'm more than willing

I'd love you to Em, but unfortunately I've already kinda promised somebody else...

Okay hun

It seems like all the people who need angels get snactched up right away...Of course, it seems like most of them don't post to this conversation either.

You'd noticed that too.

I'm sorry about this. Feel free to blame me ....

How could we blame you

Try it, it's surprising how much happier you'll feel when all your problems are his fault
(only joking darling

Hi folks!
I have a little reuqest for help, one angel to another.

I've currently fallen into a lot of free time and have been spending it lovingly in h2g2. Yeah!
Anyway, I've undertaken a few major projects.
My plea for help is in regards to my University of Life Project on the Human Shoulder: A783678.
I'm trying to create it so that the non-medical jargon speakers can come away from it with some knowledge of the shoulder. The first three chapters are written pretty clearly (I think) and I'm working on translating the rest into real language. I was just wondering if people could read it and understand any of it. I don't really need formal editing help yet, just an idea if I'm on the right track, or if I need to fix it differently.

I realize this isn't a real Guardian Angel issue, but for the most part, the Angels are the nicest and most helpful people around. plus I'm not committing you to the project the way I might with and ACE or subeditor (unless you WANT to commit. . .).

Thanks!!!
Friar

There are a few things I'd change as a subeditor
But I think the entries read perfectly clearly

I've got a really painful shoulder, I think arthritis has set in.

I'll read your entry when it's finished.
Perhaps some advice for sufferers?

I'm certainly going to include common illnesses of the shoulder.
I find that patients feel a little better if they understand what's going on. They can participate in their own recovery if they understand.
Also, I'm going to be including a section on therapies and interventions for the shoulder, unfortunately this section is shorter than the part on diseases.

For now the line advice is: if the disease ends with -itis then there's inflammation. That means use anti-infalmmatory medicine is possible, rest, and ice. Sometimes with long term illnesses, like arthritis secondary to osteoporosis, low weight, high repitition strengthening exercises help.


Friar

Hello, I'm new here, so I hope that I'm doing this right. I was warmly welcomed by Friar and Kristina the Flamenco Dancer. I think that I might need some divine intervention. I am just starting out, and I have very little idea as to what I am doing!! Help?

The_Hopeful_Hitchhiker (aka Researcher 200474, or H3)