h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aaaaaaaaw thats nice

romi

Only two more to go now Angels!

Pantherlady, come and receive your patronage of kittens, a much needed saint!

*As P crawls forward, she avoids the fountain to prevent any water from hitting her coat.

Pantherlady, you are well equipped to be the Patron Saint of Kittens. Look after them well.

*the sword swoops over the haunches of the angel. Little images of kittens playing appear at her shoulders.

Go forth Angel Pantherlady. Lead your kittens well when they have need for you. There are more than enough on h2g2 that require your aid!

*she crawls over to the side, her new furry wings flexing in perfect alignment with her body.

i'll agree with that

oh im feeling groggy now too much PGGB methinks

romi

Finally, Margaret B. Who'd have thought that Wishing Stars didnt yet have a Saint! Come on, join the throng!

*Margaret steps forward her perfectly white robes reflecting the now brilliant moonlight. The fountains start in sequence, alternating between different star shapes.

Margaret, the stars are unlimited, but wishing stars are the rarest of them all. find those people who need one and ensure that they recieve the help they require.

*the sword is moved for a final time over an L-angel. Two shining stars appear momentarily over Margaret's shoulders. Her wings and halo appear as a set of shimmering, twinkling stars.

Let your wings give hope to those who are in need and may you allow their dreams to come true.

Margaret moves silently away from the Dais joining the group of newly sainted s


May I now welcome all of you to Heaven! Make yourselves comfortable here - remember your duties, but most of all, have a large amount of fun!

*FC collapses on the sofa that just materialised behind her.

Now for some rest before continuing the party methinks! Have fun all!

"collapses near the now nearly empty PGGB barrel"

romi

Well done, archangel FC!

this Angelmissed your cemorry yesterday as I did a double shiftlooking after patients
Oh I do ache today.....
When is your next one please

But look at the posting #64, Margaret!

Congrats!

Beautiful ceremony - well done, Archangel Fashion Cat!
*hands her a before helping herself to one*

Congratulations to all new Guardian s!

Are thank you I thought I had missed everything that happened.
That was beautiful truely
I will do my best to help ebeyones' dreams and hopes come true

whoops...everyone LOL I mean

Did i miss my ceremony?

ah! ok - im sorry... thank you!

awwwwww well thank u for a lovely ceremony Archangel FC...iv been unwell and so sorry i missed it but im proud to be the Patron Saint Of Humour!!!
although im still sneezin from the flowers and i had a few crash landings trying to get used to my extra fluffy wings
i will live up to my title to the best of my ability

Totty

*Rushes into the room, looking all flustered. Grabs a large PGGB and toasts the new Angels.*

Very best wishes to all the new recruits Sorry I'm so late - escaped demon on the Trans-Heavenly Highway near Junction 42 ... seraphs, cherubs and others backed up for miles ... and I couldn't get my halos to go flashing blue ... not for anything ... must need new batteries ... anyway ... here at last. Any more PGGB left?

well, f there's not, im sure some could be mixed up!

*wanders in with a huge vat of freshly mixed PGGB*

I think that ought to do the trick...