h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ooooooooo my fav whoosh!!

hey goes well with the dont you think

romani

Ive not tried it yet
let me nick a bit of yours..

*has a *

~Skenvoy

spose so here you go but you dont deserve it saying i spiked the
does this mean now your a fellow i cant escape from you

romi

Heaven will be a bit more of a colourful place with Gaia around!

His Divine Shadow - you wish to be the Patron Saint of Warriors and Explosions. The etherial armour you wear looks lovely, I'm sure it will go well with your clientelle... I advise all angels to cover their ears - who knows what will come forth soon!

*HDS steps forward without hesitation into the now steam producing, bubbling fountains. The sky opens with a tremendous peal of thuner and a number of Valkyries issue forth on their steeds. you can almost hear the classical music thumping in the distance.

Ah yes, I thought you ladies might turn up. If you just hover over the fountain, you'll have a good view of your saint.

HDS, you wish to be made Patron Saint of warriors and explosions. I just hope you can deal with these ladies! Come, bow your head and then let these ladies show you how to have a good time.

*HDS bows and the sword causes small fireworks to explode from his shoulders. The etherial armour seems to mutate to incorporate a set of wings and a protective halo.

Go forth to your Valkyries. Enjoy yourself, but dont slip too far so soon into your patronage!

*As HDS steps away, the earth shoots upwards, booming in his wake.

Ah, a good start to a Heavenly service I feel!

Right, after all that I definitely need a PGGB! Far too many shocks for my little system!

Drink up guys and gals. It'll make the rest of the ceremony far more interesting!

well im all for interesting ceremonies

my systems had that many shocks its in total relapse & badly needs more PGGB

romi

But why would you 'want' to escape from me Shaz?

to try & get a bit of sanity back in my life

now its all gone im gonna have my head pewrmanently in the PGGB to cope

romi

sanity... san..ee..tee somethiing that happens when you stop smiling for too long..

pah to sanity!

i used to escape to heaven but no chance of that or sanity now with you is there

i need more PGGB to cope

romi

I'm no that bad y'know
especially without Huggy to play with anymore..

i know only kiddin you but why wots happened to huggy ??

romi

She got cut off a couple of months ago(feels that long t least) ...the place just aint the same did you not see my missing:1 Nigel journal?

no must have missed that 1 im that busy trying to catch up with every thing dont get chance to get on here much myself lately with work

never mind here have some more & PGGB unspiked of course

romi

oh i'll have it spiked or not might knck me out..not been sleeping too well agin

you certainly dont need the with the PGGB

it'll certainly knock you out you'll soon be seeing

eh!! where did the rest of the s go ??

romi

Much better! Good old Kes, he sure knows how to mix together a good batch!

Happysuggs, soon to be the Patron Saint of Misdemeanors, I feel you are the best candidate to have next. I'm sure we can work something into the sainting after that PGGB! Hopefully it wont make God blush too much!

*Happysuggs ploughs through the fountain, though the waters only part slightly, leaving his gown with a tinge of dampness. He stumbles forward to the dais leaving a trail of minor destruction behind him.

I can see we'll be in a bit of trouble with this one! At least he should remain true to his patronage!

*The sword touches gently on his shoulders, producing plumes of yellow smoke on each touch.

Hmm. I dont think it should really do that. Titania, have you got those batteries???

*Titania hands over two large batteries with a set of tongs. Precariously they are placed into the sword, immendiately causing bright purple plumes.

ah yes, thats the more appropriate response! Arise, Saint Happysuggs. Keep the world amused with your toys and games!

mmmmmmmmmm misdemeaners eh!! now that sounds interesting

hey what do you say serephina ??

romi

Irsjad - wandering nomads. I like your robes as well, the dark green and red is very symbolic of those deep wisdoms and salvation that can only be achieved late at night. Step forward Irsjad, come and receive the patronage you wish.

*Irsjad steps forward with determination. The light goes out immediately and twilight pours into the glade. As Irsjad steps through the fountain, it twinkles intriguingly in the moonlight and parts for her passage.

Another who is well suited to their patronage. Irsjad, lead those who need no other well. Take them through the hard parts of their life, nurturing them to be the person they deserve to be.

*The sword touches Irsjad's shoulders and two plumes of smoke issue forth.

Arise Saint Irsjad. Go and be a friend to those who have need of you.