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The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) Posted Nov 17, 2002
OOH is it my turn? I'm ready
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
*watches Nessaja descend*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 17, 2002
*shouts after Munchkins "Remember to pad the ceiling as well!!!"*
Now then - who's this?
Juno?
*checks script*
*brings script right up to nose*
My eyesight is getting worse you know, can I borrow your specs, Kes?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 17, 2002
*let's go of Where is the dreamer?s arm and hurries to catch the dropping St Nessaja*
Honey - there is no roof - this is heaven, remember? But I bet the pilot of that airplane got the shock of his life!
Here, have a 
- it'll make you forget about the pain...
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
*totters a little but successfully stands*
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Kes Posted Nov 17, 2002
Here we are, GB ...
*Hands over a pair of smudged, cracked reading specs with lenses like milk-bottle bottoms*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 17, 2002
*looks up*
I thought the ceiling had been painted sky-blue!
What a pretty view......*puts Kes's glasses on*
Now, where were we?
Who's this knelt before me?
The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches?
*leans forward*
Do you have any shoulders, dear?
Could you just jiggle about a bit, so I have a clue?
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The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) Posted Nov 17, 2002
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Kes Posted Nov 17, 2002
Nothing to worry about .... haven't had a serious injury here in ages ...
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St Nessaja Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks (GA) Posted Nov 17, 2002
Thanks for the drink 
No pain anymore.
Hey I could use this as anaesthetic!
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 17, 2002
*raises sword*
Sword flies down magically touching the 
shoulders safely and gently.
I hereby dub you the Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches {sorry the 
title was taken}
A pair of golden wings sprout from the back of the gown and a mustard-coloured halo appears above Saint Juno's head.
Oh what a lovely halo! That should go well with the ham sandwiches...
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The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) Posted Nov 17, 2002
THANK YOU! I'm a . Don't i look great?
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
shpiffing *staggers and braces self against archangel Juno
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Kes Posted Nov 17, 2002
*Selects a flower to go with the new Saint ...... Now that would have to be ......
Ham sandwiches .... and mustard ....
Hmmm ..... I'll pick a lily
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 17, 2002
Ooooo... golden wings - that's nice!
Now, Where is the dreamer? - this way please... no, no - not that way, this way!
*leads the somewhat reluctant Learner angel to the podium*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 17, 2002
Organized chaos as usual, but I see we've made the Top 5 conversations!!!
*watches St Juno fly off* - mind the doors!
*squints at script*
Who's next?
*glances in the general direction of Arch Titania holding up L Where is the Dreamer?*
in the direction of Kes.....
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
I'm HERE!
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
(hic)
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The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) Posted Nov 17, 2002
I believe I can fly
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- 81: The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 82: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 83: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 17, 2002)
- 84: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 85: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 86: Kes (Nov 17, 2002)
- 87: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 17, 2002)
- 88: The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 89: Kes (Nov 17, 2002)
- 90: St Nessaja Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks (GA) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 91: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 17, 2002)
- 92: The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 93: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 94: Kes (Nov 17, 2002)
- 95: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 96: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 17, 2002)
- 97: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 98: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 99: The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 100: Kes (Nov 17, 2002)
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