h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um hello!

Is LNessaja here?

*looks around*

What's that smell?


Reminds me of the dentist

*spies LNessaja wearing a dental coat*


OK, just keep your distance!
Don't you come anywhere near my mouth!

Kes, would you frisk the L for hidden dental equipment?

Don't worry no hidden dental equipment (well maybe some to be used in self defense)

There, there...

*pats Where is the dreamer?'s hand*

You'll be able to do this!

*hovers in mid-air, rather like a giant humming bird*

Hello there. You are about to be Sainted ... Just a small security matter first, if you don't mind ..... some of us have a thing about visiting the dentist, you understand .....

*Checks the white coat pockets, removing several forceps, picks, funny looking bent bits of wire on handles, and a whizzy thing with a mirror on the end ...*

There ...Now you may kneel ....

ok..

(was talking to titania.. looks around sees everyone staring and shuts up.)

I'm kneeling.

Hush everyone - it's time!

(I'm kneeling and bouncing up and down

chop chop

*AGB studies the script and wields the sword with her free hand*

Keep still dear, while I just find what your patronage is

Oh yes, I hereby appoint you the Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks.

I think I met one of those once, a good friend of Marvin's I believe.

*dubs St. Nessaja on each shoulder, taking care to make little nicks in the shoulders of the dental coat*

There.

A traditional piece of wire wrapped in gold and silver holographic tinsel springs up from the collar of the dental coat, causing giggles all round.
Yes, it does look like Kes's first halo, and no, we haven't started a recycling of old halo's policy!

Be quiet, all you rowdy at the back there!

A pair of wings sprout from the back of the dental coat, causing two large tears.

Oh dear, looks like your coat is ruined, St. Nessaja.

What a shame.

Off you go.

Who's next?

*screws up eyes and studies script very closely*

*Tries to study his halo by using the confiscated small dental mirror*

Whaddaya mean a scruffy old halo? Hummpph!

Hmm these wings are nice!
Am I allowed to take off?

Off you go, Saint Nessaja - but watch out for walls!

*helps Where's the dreamer? get up*



You won't have to wait much longer now...

Ah! We're ready for the next candidate .... Who is it? *Turns to Galaxy Babe* D'you know? Pardon? No, I said "D'you know/" Oh - I see! Juno!

*Checks to see that there are no ham sandwiches in the buffet, then brings Juno to the dais.*

Here we are .....

thanks, i think I'll be able to shtand, I mean stand

Walls are ok, it's the ceiling im worried about

Did anyone pad the walls?

*looks around*

Where ARE those munchkins when you need them?

*rings bell*

Several munchkins appear from nowhere.

AGB points to walls

Go pad the walls !!!!!!!!
Otherwise we'll have more new and they're never quite the same.....