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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
whee... everyone look atsh the elephant.. shee it go by... Darling, I've losht my sheat...
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
IM NOT PISHED!!
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Kes Posted Nov 17, 2002
*Drags out the box containing the Sainting Sword*
Well, it's here, for whoever's up to using it .... I got some new batteries too 
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
whysh it need batteriesh?
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
*sobering up a bit with worry*
No serioushly whys it need batteriesh? 
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St Nessaja Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks (GA) Posted Nov 17, 2002
I was wondering that too! I'm not scared honest
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Kes Posted Nov 17, 2002
Well, the Mark 1 was gas operated, and it caused a few problems ...
*Looks round*
Oh! Hi there, Titania .... great decorations. Care for a 
before the ceremony?
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The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) Posted Nov 17, 2002
Why's it need batteries? I'm scared now!
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 17, 2002
*bends down, props up the Keeper of Dreamers*
I don't know........what would St. P. say if he was here?
*places twig decoration in her hair*
Lovely decorations Titania!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 17, 2002
Well, how else would you expect it to sparkle and glow?
Here, have some 
- it'll dilute the effect of the 
...
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
Gulps aah! 
an usual concoction...
Thanksh Titania,
*looks curiously at twig*
aah, all better now... 
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The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) Posted Nov 17, 2002
Oh thats OK then
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Kes Posted Nov 17, 2002
*Opens the battery compartment of the sword and inserts two AA batteries. A deep voice calls ....*
"Please insert batteries the other way round! Thank you!"
Oops! Sorry!
*Corrects error, and hands the sword to Galaxy Babe.*
There! You've got the steadiest hand! Who's first?
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 17, 2002
It's just for light effects, nothing to worry about dear.
We seem to be missing a Patronage for you, Juno!
Can you let us know on the Secret Heavenly Business thread on your personal space while I Saint the first victim? I mean oops...
*
to podium, clicking fingers and 
sword appears flashing 
lights all around the Autumnal decorated room*
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St Nessaja Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks (GA) Posted Nov 17, 2002
Just as long as it sparkles and glows and does nothing more. Are you sure it just sparkles? No secret functions?
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
oh dear...
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Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) Posted Nov 17, 2002
clutches 
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Kes Posted Nov 17, 2002
*Picks up sword, and inserts two AA batteries. A deep voice is heard in the distance ...*
"Put the batteries in the other way round!"
*Kes rectifies the error, and hands the sword to Galaxy Babe. Then he goes and brings St Nessaja to the dais.*
May I present ...... Nessaja ....
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 17, 2002
*flutters around trying to calm the Learner angels*
No need to worry, I brought my 
kit just in case...
*realizes this isn't exactly the right thing to say*
Eh... I bet you just can't wait to get your wings and halo!
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- 41: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 42: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 43: Kes (Nov 17, 2002)
- 44: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 45: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Nov 17, 2002)
- 46: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 47: St Nessaja Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks (GA) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 48: Kes (Nov 17, 2002)
- 49: The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 50: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 17, 2002)
- 51: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 52: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 53: The One And Only Juno Thundercat (The Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 54: Kes (Nov 17, 2002)
- 55: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 17, 2002)
- 56: St Nessaja Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks (GA) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 57: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 58: Doctor Geek (i used to think i was indecisive, but now i'm not too sure.) (Nov 17, 2002)
- 59: Kes (Nov 17, 2002)
- 60: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 17, 2002)
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