h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I guess your right.

None of the PGGB glasses have been smashed. If they can handle having PGGB in they can handle a bit of cannon fire.

*finds a case of super-titanium-gonrill-alloy reinforced glasses*

Woopee!!

Yeehah! PGGBs all round, then!
*pours three large ones*
So, not many angels around. I was sort of expecting it to be a bit more, well, angelic. Harps and all that.

Yeah. There aren't many angels anywhere.
Maybe they've migrated or something. Like coconuts.

Oh well. Lets take the stuff and leave. And plot to attack somewhere with a bit more oomph.

Can we steal some fallen angels?

I guess we can take what we like - there's no-one here to stop us. Can't say I think much of their taste in decor - all a bit too cherubic for me, so I don't think I'll be taking any of the soft furnishings this time.

Nope - I'll just stick to the PGGBs.

*exit, laden with booze*

*pulls out a magic marker and starts to draw little squiggly mustaches on the cherubs*

Umm, hi!

Are there any archangels here? Anyone?

I don't know...I don't even remember this place

Well, you looted it! And decorated the cherubs.

Not that what I'm saying is a good reason not to remember it.

Ah, we came in on a pirate raid. Arrrr! That explains it! I would've remembered signing up!

Arrr, where's the rum gone!

Removed prior to your arrival I would guess.

I thought llamas didn't drink alcohol? Something about it not agreeing with their internal workings?

I'm a *Wonder* Llama (tm). We can do whatever we want.

Yes, that's what you think. Why couldn't you remember this place then?

Perhaps it was because of the rum?

Rum and old age
It was 3 years ago, you know.

If you're old so am I, so watch it mister.

This all fails to answer my question of whether there are any archangels around.

Were they removed by the looting forces?

What would a bunch of lawless scum do with angels? No, wait, don't answer that. I think I know why, and it ain't pretty.

*imagines and shivers*

Poor people.

Hallo fellow angels! It's lovely to see activity in the Bar here and since I last posted I have become a legal drinker! Yay! Watch me get smashed from one !

Fellow angel in waiting actually. I can't get hold of an archangel anywhere. I think I will just declare myself an angel and just ignorantly stare at anyone who objects.