h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Blows dust off a glass and pours a *

Here - on the house - that should help the cough.

So ... do you think things are a bit slow in Heaven atm? What is the meaning of afterlife, anyway?

*removes the dust from himself and walks over to the bar*
Well afterlife is a pretty accurate description for most of this place - its dead!

~Skenvoy

*Nods. Points to the sign above the bar which reads:

"We only serve spirits here".

Pours Skenvoy a large *

Is it worth reviving, d'you think?

Its worth a try!

~Skenvoy

ooo thanx for the

*drinks it in one - coughs a bit more before falling off stool mumbling something about gorillas*

~Skenvoy

Uh-oh!

I'll have what She's having!

Should someone try the kiss of life, d'you suppose?

On saint she? ... or on Heaven?

Hmmm... why not both now you mention it.
I was thinking of She though.

Pardon?
*Cups hand to ear.*
Don't serve tea here. Have a instead.

I think i should warn you against it; the nightmares last.... I also think I should start running if she is actually concious

~Skenvoy

*hesitant*

hey! thats nasty...

...and if it was that bad why are you still one of my best mates?

cheeky *mumble mumble*

and if your gonna stand around debating whether to give me a kiss of life or not i might as well not bother to pretend anymore

*stands up and asks kes for a pggb*

ok that isn't going to work on you here... if ever.


~Skenvoy

*suddenly becomes very interested in her fingernails to check if any of the nail varnish has been chipped off - which it hasn't as she is completely perfect in everyway - don't even try and argue with me*

it's Mary Poppins

~Skenvoy

*is out of trouble now*

~Skenvoy

*miffed at having missed an opportunity*

*sips *

*Pours an assortment of PGGB, , , *

There you are - enjoy. The lease on this place expires in a few millenia, so we'd better get the stocks down.