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Peregrin Started conversation Nov 8, 2000
Welcome to the first issue of ParanoiaPost! I hope you enjoy reading it, and don't experience any migraines or brain rot, as some readers have reported.
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I don't know how often I'll release new issues... it depends when I have the time to write material. But I've got lots of silly ideas so keep an eye on this forum!
New Issue Notification
Peregrin Posted Nov 9, 2000
Amazingly enough, a second issue of ParanoiaPost is out already! Mainly because I haven't got anything better to do.
Issue 2, 9th November 2000
In this issue:
New Smileys Are Watching You
British Airways Construct World's Biggest Bicycle Lock, For London Eye
Aliens Are Using h2g2 To Learn About Human Culture And Mannerismsh2g2 Aren't Really Recruiting, They're Looking For Clever People For Their 'Experiments'
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Peregrin Posted Nov 29, 2000
Instead of doing useful things like 'work' and 'writing for the Post', I've written another issue of ParanoiaPost...
Issue 3, 29th November 2000
In this issue:
Businesses Cash In On Moon Advertising Space
Mark Moxon Exposed As 'Freak Of Nature'
Dutch Researchers Are Destroying h2g2 Culture With Alcohol Poisoning
Technology Review, with Mavis Thornbury: BT Cellnet Siemens C35 WAP phone
Oh and remember that to subscribe to this forum, you don't need to post in it: click on the link in the left column entitled 'Click here to subscribe to this conversation' or something like that. Keep chat to other forums.
Issue 4 - 10th December 2000
Peregrin Posted Dec 10, 2000
Issue 4 is up! Yay!
In this issue:
h2g2 Researchers Accused Of Being Sensible
Smiley Abuse Suspected At Towers
Tony Blair Thinks Before Speaking
Earthquake Causes Pub To Subside At h2g2 Meetup
The Truth Behind University Catering Revealed
Technology Review, with Mavis Thornbury: Microsoft Windows Millenium Edition CD
Enjoy!
Issue 4 - 10th December 2000
Peregrin Posted May 2, 2001
Issue 5 is up now... I'm not sure what the moderators will make of it, but it should theoretically be acceptable. 
In this issue:
A new comprehensive disclaimer covering ParanoiaPost and the BBC
BBC Moderators Are Actually Evil Psychotic Madmen With Strange Perversions - Read All About It Here!
Hewlett Packard Research & Development Department Reveal Secrets
BBC To Ban Creative Thinking On h2g2
Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
Peregrin Posted May 3, 2001
Issue 5 is *actually* there now - it was invisible while it was being moderated, which seemed to take a rather long time (I think I might be pushing the limits a bit now!). And they only ***ed out one extra word too!
Anyway, content as above, etc etc.
Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
sunny Posted Jun 1, 2001
yes yes yes please notify me about further issues!
gorgeous one (although sadly quite true!), no. 5!
Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
purplejenny Posted Jun 1, 2001
nice stuff peregrin. Me grovel to the righteous President. Seriously, keep it up and let meknow when the next ones out.
BTW How R U? C U @ the meetup????
purplejenny
x
Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
Peregrin Posted Jun 3, 2001
Yup, meetup good! 
I've got a new job btw... after two years of searching I've found one that looks fun. I refused to commit myself to a boring job, and it seems to have paid off... I start tomorrow 
Therefore I won't have as much time to do subediting and stuff on h2g2, but I enjoy writing the ParanoiaPost so hopefully I'll continue. New issues coming soon! Ish!
Oh and Shazz I may even find time to write for the Post too!
Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jun 8, 2001
Subscribe me! Nothing like a good dose of Paranoia to make life more fun (oops I think my boss is monitoring me - gotta go
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Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) Posted Jul 17, 2001
No matter how much you think they're after you, you have no idea...
Please subscribe me to be notified when the next PP is released.
Lost (on purpose) in Scotland.
Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jul 17, 2001
I'm getting even more paranoid now, as it seems this has closed down on me subscribing...
Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
Peregrin Posted Jul 18, 2001
I'm in the process of writing another issue right now
It has to be fit between wodges of w*rk though, so I have to wait until my boss isn't watching.
Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jul 19, 2001
quick--lets distract him or her!
HEY!! PEREGRIN'S BOSS! OVER HERE! LOOK OVER HERE SO HE CAN FINISH THE ISSUE!!
did that help?
Issue 5 - 2nd May 2001
Peregrin Posted Jul 20, 2001
Hey that seems to have worked! He's going on holiday for a fortnight tomorrow!
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- 3: Bluebottle (Nov 20, 2000)
- 4: Bald Bloke (Nov 21, 2000)
- 5: Peregrin (Nov 29, 2000)
- 6: Peregrin (Dec 10, 2000)
- 7: Peregrin (May 2, 2001)
- 8: Peregrin (May 3, 2001)
- 9: sunny (Jun 1, 2001)
- 10: purplejenny (Jun 1, 2001)
- 11: shazzPRME (Jun 2, 2001)
- 12: Peregrin (Jun 3, 2001)
- 13: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jun 8, 2001)
- 14: Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) (Jul 17, 2001)
- 15: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jul 17, 2001)
- 16: Peregrin (Jul 18, 2001)
- 17: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jul 19, 2001)
- 18: sunny (Jul 20, 2001)
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