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Santragenius V Posted May 2, 2002
Danish pastry - hmmmm Interestingly enough, in Denmark we don't call it that, no sir. Here it's Viennese (from Vienna) bread... 
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Bluebottle Posted May 3, 2002
I know of no song called "American Pie", but there is "Miss American Pie", which sadly was released recently by a woman who calls herself Madonna as a three minute version, consisting of her waving her bottom in front of an American flag. This was, in my view, a crime that should be punished by the most hidious death possible, as there are some songs which you just should not attempt to re-do, and that was one of them. Sacrilege!
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Santragenius V Posted May 3, 2002
I mostly agree - though it should be said that Don McLean did approve of it first...
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Santragenius V Posted May 3, 2002
Here we tend to use a wet sunday newspaper for serious slappings... 
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Bluebottle Posted May 8, 2002
Doesn't it tend to get soggy by Saturday, and in tatters if it's been used a lot?
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jun 13, 2002
That's when the comes in handy....
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Santragenius V Posted Jun 13, 2002
Well - with a wet Danish Sunday newspaper, you won't have to slap anyone for a full week. They'll be done in after a few slaps... (and so will your arms from lifting the several kgs of wet paper, btw)
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jun 19, 2002
Makes mental note to keep a Sunday Newspaper and a bucket of water handy to see off unwanted Salesmen....
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PVJ Posted Aug 21, 2002
It caused great confusion to me that when on holiday in Hong Kong they refered to their food as "Food".
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Santragenius V Posted Aug 22, 2002
Now that's nasty - how on earth would you know what to eat then...? You could, of course, stay on a liquid diet...
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Santragenius V Posted Dec 9, 2002
Who screwed the lid off my lunch...?
(wasn't that originally WC Fields, btw?)
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 13, 2002
I'd ike to subscribe to ParanoiaPost. In your next issue, could you tell us what happens when you push The Red Button.
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Dec 16, 2002
Which Red Button?
One of these over there <=====
Hang on I'll try it and see...
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Santragenius V Posted Dec 16, 2002
Oh, you mean the one that you're absolutely not supposed to press though it looks very innocent...?
THEY are good at putting these all around, aren't THEY?
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