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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 31, 2001
hello peeps, im back from hols.
to all you depressives out there, dont listen to the eels. i nearly killed myself after listening to it. would this place happen to have any prozac?
Jk, i dont doubt that the human race has much to offer, but i have now got to the stage where i look at people and think 'what have they done wrong? cheated on a partner? defrauded something? what' and this hurts. for reasons too complicated to summurize, right now, i hate the human race.
somebody tell me a joke, please...
just cheer me up 
Magic
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 31, 2001
well, there was a new hardware store that had just opened, and it wanted some new fuses.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 1, 2001
you win. i feel much better now. i still dont understand what is happening at the offsite cafebar...
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Mr K H Jordan. Totally brain washed and incapable of making sense (the BBC has done its work well) Posted Apr 2, 2001
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Willem Posted Apr 2, 2001
Think I heard that one. But I won't spoil it for you, so go on, tell??
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 2, 2001
how many nam veterens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
how many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Magic
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 2, 2001
1) you don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW? YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!
2) 2, but [duck] knows how they got into it in the first place.
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purplejenny Posted Apr 2, 2001
Hiya chaps. Apologies for the extended absense. Excuses and tales of woe are posted in my journal, but that kind if self indulgent tosh should hardly interest you.
Prozac - schmozac. Have some of this magical cake I have been baking. If i got the recipie right it bestows peace, knowledge, wisdom and joy to all who eat it, and the icing is really yummy.
Bush is a tosser, and the world looks scarier by the day. There is a palpable sense I have that everyone is losing thier minds... just gradually. Its a reaction to a f****d up world, an individual mental reaction to a highly imbalanced and self destructive global environment. Or something. Or perhaps its just me.
Anyway, the offline utopia cafebar - I'm not sure whats happening there either, I shall email happy soon and see wots wot. We are basically developing a site that will have room for essays, links and conversations on a number of utopianish topics, like the environment, life, money, fun. I shall put up a longer posting about it all quite soon, in the meantime any rants on happiness, utopia, or how/why we should stop being so unpleasant to one another are all most welcome.
i may also be taking some comments and rants from these pages, and reposting them on the new site, to hopefully illicit further futile rantings. Actually I don't really think its futile, i think the only way things can possibly improve is if people want them to, and are prepared to do something about it.
Oh blimey... here i go again. Just try some of the 
I never said it makes me coherant...
puzzled purplejenny
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Mr K H Jordan. Totally brain washed and incapable of making sense (the BBC has done its work well) Posted Apr 3, 2001
they don't, they just bring out a book called coping with darkness.
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