h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sips brandy*
a big one, or just one of the small under-your-bed type?
Lord Preston OMFC

Not to sure,
but it seems to have bitten old perkins leg off.

Lord Smooth

must of been fairly big then, but not to big as it would of swallowed him whole. did you hear that they know reacon (and have proof!) that the Dinosaurs were feathered! puts the world into perspective when you consider that the T-rex looked like a giant fluffy chicken!
*Sighs and puffs on cigar musefully*

*puffing cigar*
Feathered you say?
How strange, look like Jurassic park needs strongly re-edited

Lord Smooth

yeah, not very scary really if you consider the T-rex scene. Though the whole toliet thing was funny so i guess it was less scary any way.
Lord Preston OMFC

Handy for making giant feather pillows.
*Drinks some brandy*

Lord Smooth

Handy for making giant feather pillows.
*Drinks some brandy*

Lord Smooth

or two sets as the case may be... lol, though think how cheap matresses would be if you had giant t-rex feathers!
Lord Preston OMFC

This brandy seems to be making me repeat myself?

You know, this brandy seems to be making me repeat myself?

Lord Smooth

*passes the blue bottle*
naybe you should start drinking this instead then. i've brought some peanuts, do you want any?
*pours out a large bowl of peanuts*
Lord Preston OMFC

Don't mind if I do.
Thanx
*grabs handfull on peanuts*

Lord Smooth

*takes and handful*
all we need now is some good footy on the TV, or just to get to that stage of drunkeness where you can watch green elves run round the room.
Lord Preston OMFC

If I wasnt so against hunting, id hunt them green elves.
But with the football not starting for a while, thank goodness for the peanuts.
*takes handfill and stuffs them into his mouth*
did I mention I never get the chance to eat these things anymore?
*accidentally spits peanuts out while talking*
Nuts can be a killer to the good Lady friend.

Lord Smooth

*scoffs down peanuts*
why havent u been able 2 get them? i just love them!!
Lord Preston OMFC

Im very found of peanuts aswell,
But my goof lady friend is Allergic to them.
I cant even eat M&M's!
None-the-less a small price to pay for her love.
*Heavy draw on Cigar*

Lord Smooth

luckily... (or unluckily as i usualy look at it) i have no lady to be allergic to them. The fine young woman i was with was affraid of spiders though... ahhh but shes gone now, left without a trace but for the single kiss she left upon my cheek...
*sighs and raises hand up to cheek breifly before returning to the pot of nuts*
Lord Preston OMFC

Maybe some hunting will cheer you up my good friend!
but I am against hunting, could prove a problem here.
*strokes chin*
Hmmmmm.....?
Any idea?

Lord Smooth

*pulls out a PS2 with light gun attachment and a few shooting games*
something for every occation
Lord Preston OMFC

AH!
Being a Duck Hunt expert, I can tell you I have since advanced onto
Point Blank and Silent Scope.
Let the games begin...
*Holds gun wrong way round; Talks a good game*

Lord Smooth

*whips out point blank 2*
well lets see your stuff,
*adjusts the gun in your hand, and brings the tv a little closer*
do your worst!
Lord Preston OMFC