h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lord Preston your poetry wasn't too bad, I think your befuddled brain got your sexes mixed up a bit. Any way as it is early morning here 7.50a.m. I will just say to you and old Smoothie. "A day without laughter is a day wasted". Aside from that drink ruins your liver, still they can nowadays, give you an animal one. Now I wonder what animal would suit you. Cheers Marj

Drink? Me? My typos indicate my caffine system's blood level is far too high. Something fermented would probably knock me out.

And I don't smoke, of course, but discuss the verse and read some more? That I'll do any day.

Yes, I should like to read a poem by you Marj.
*reckons hed be a Tiger*

Lord Smooth

*groans from behind sofa*

Some brandy over here might be nice!

*passes ParadigmShift a bottle of brandy*
Chin up man, hows about a verse from yourself?

Lord Smooth

we could have a contest
sorry i have been away for a few days... must of passed out, *glances at the blue bottle* strong sh*t i feel!
Lord Preston OMFC

I notice you were not game enough to say which animal will give you a liver when yours packs up with all this drinking.I saw a 'Chicago Hope'on T.V. today and they put a monkey heart into a man, made me feel sick for the poor monkey, blow the man. Cheers Marj

Dont really watch much TV, try to avoid it.

Lord Smooth

i think i'd have a... a... a dolphins (coz i'm told they r the only other mammles to have sex 4 pleasure... tho i always point out the gibbon...)
Lord Preston OMFC

I remember seeing something about that once.
What ever happened to Flipper?

Lord Smooth

Actually, tarapins (I think that's spelled correctly), a type of monkey, also have sex for pleasure. As do Chimps.

-Marcus

Hmmmm, very unusual knowledge.

Lord SMooth

but valuable none the less... i think...

Lord Preston OMFC

Hi

I have a poem for you, written a few years ago, before my life was taken by a thing known as uni.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U37166

here is where to find my poem, do we have a poet soceity (not dead, obviously), i would be interested in forming one if none is around at the mo.

My opinion

your poems were good, they gave a lot of imagary, but lacked flow at points. I know that sounds harsh but i believe poetry should be easy to read, but then i believe many strange things.

I hope you like my poem, I wrote it for a girl for valentines. She really liked it apparantly, but I never got to find out the full effect of my powers.

I hope to write something again soon that matches that quality and moves forward.

cheers MOL

How did you never get to find out the full effect of its powers?

Lord Smooth

he means either he left the area before he could find out. or she never spoke to him again after finding out his disires coz she was so afraid, so very afraid.
Lord Preston OMFC

My lords how can you two be so cruel to that new man who is so proud of his poetry. ASt least I tried to help him. Still drinking I suppose. Down the Hatch, scholl, bottoms up, Cheers, Marj

we were being nice... i think... we were just musing, which is what drunken lords do best.
Lord Preston OMFC

Hey did I mention I was drunk when I posted that, probably not, but I was, honest. Hang on, I'm a Student, shouldn't I be drunk right now.

And, I did leave the area before I found out, t'was Uni, like almost every other aspect of my life (before Uni), I was torn from it, before I could finish it. d***it. Hehehe.