h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your poetry is certainly promising. It reminds me (in a way) of the works of Wordsworth, although your rhythm seems to lapse occasionally.

i feel very honoured to be likened to such a great poet but i agree that i lack the disaplin to ever actualy reach his standards.
Lord Preston OMFC

My lord has his roots even further back that Wordsworth. I see the influence of Chaucer, perhaps even the Beowulf poet, in the idiosyncratic spelling he employs.

My lord cannot possibly be from the Isles. One of the colonies perhaps?

i am ignoreing that again my good man, and i am from the isles.

Lord Preston OMFC

*Still puffing away*
Positive feedback for you Lord Preston, You might just make it in this world as a poet afterall!
I'l drink to that!
*has a swag of the ol brandy*
Indeed!

Lord Preston

indeed my lord... you should be ashamed of yourself. hwta if your lady found out!
*gulps brandy*

Lord Preston OMFC

Perhaps his lordships depend too much on the Brandy muse for inspiration. As a mere commoner, I may be missing the point of the poet's art, so forgive the barb, but the reliance on the baser muse always makes me smile. True poetry comes from a higher calling and inspirations unbidden. Call me naive, but alcoholic art is base and not fitting a lord. Fine and dandy for trifles, but not for the weight of true art or the artisan.

urm, yes and all err? ah, ummm?
*Drunk lord starting to doze a bit*

Lord Smooth

Some sense brought into the conversation about time. Marj

he answer to lord smooth weas for you Paradigm don't know how it could have got to old Smoothie Marj :

OLD!
My dear I am anything but old!
*Just realised hes split brandy over himself*

Lord Smooth

What a pity you spilt your brandy, the more you pour down yourself the sooner you will need a new liver transplant. Be warned Marj

As a well educated *hic-ups* lord i know the full enormity of alcohol abuse *hic-ups again* so let me tell you kids (if any are reading this) DONT DO IT!! DON'T GIVE IN TO THE VOICES, THEY ARE BAD VOICES, BAD I TELL YOU, BAD!!!! WHAT EVER THE BOTTLE SAYS, IT DOESN'T WANT TO BE DRUNK, IT WILL NOT FULLFILL ITS LIFE TO BE GUZZLED DOWN BY YOUR YOUNG MOUTH, LEAVE THE ALCOHOL ALONE!!!
Now that i have got that out of my system i think that i should tell you marj, that i find your insults drifting from the playful, towards the tiresome. as much as i like your company, i feel greatly agrieved that you even considered to mention the idea that lord smooth would harm himself so much that he would take a liver away from a poor inocent person who needed it out of know fault of his own. (i must say though, marj, i have very much missed your emails and hope you will find the time to send me one soon)
Lord Preston OMFC

Lord Preston as I hadn't heard from you, I thought after you looked at my 3 items which by now are a page to myslef, you couldn't bother to send me another . You will have to send me one first as I didn't retain your e.mail name and I can't be bothered to ask Mark all over again. So you start the ball rolling I will answer. Your spellimg is slipping again by the way. Do look at my page, I am famous don't know whether I can mention it on here but it is the same place. You could have one too, if you would only keep writing, instead of joking on here. Good luck mate, how are the Mercs or were they something else?. Cheers Marj

jaguars they are my dear lady.
Lord Preston OMFC

Lord preston forgive me I have so much in my mind and as I prefer Mercedes I thought that is what uou would have or preferably a Roller. I would sell the Jags they are not really Lordly, how about a Bentley or don't they make Them any more. Don't forget the e.maIL OR YOU WON'T GET ANY GOOD READING CHEERS MARJ

its one of those old jags, the vintage ones. admitlitly the second is a bit of a sporty number but it feel so good when your at the wheel . i will email you soon marj, just have some boreing work to be done!
Lord Preston OMFC

I will have you know that the good Lord looks after himself.
*puffs on a cigar*
I don't just drink and smoke, Im a very sporty person.

Lord Smooth

i'm very sporty to, the odd game of kiss chase is never beyond me
Lord Preston OMFC

indeed a Lord has to keep himself in tip-top (is that a drink?) shape, For the ....erhhhh... PARTIES! yes parties

Lord Smooth