h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
Lord Preston OMFC

Ah my lords... I must say, I'm sure you are both quite worthy of your titles, but one must be a master to TRULY know the best... Parties.

Visit my dojo, and understand the truth. (When I have completed it, it will be a beacon. I'm not sure what of, but a beacon non the less.)

to the Lord Preston, your poetry needs work. Self expression needn't be a rhyme, but it should have a flow, much like water moving over your hand, wind around a bird's wing, or light around a deep gravity well. Your work has sharp edges, that could be filed down. To some flow comes naturally, and you are not one of those, but with practice, anyone can learn.

-Master Kew

Yes lord Preston
A sudden boom of mini-lords could be dangerous, for the world that is.

Lord Smooth

Master kew... Your being a little deep for a lord like myself, i must say i am still studying the skills of a Philosopher and they baffle me beyond believe.
As to you Lord Smooth, i think you have hit the nail on the head there, i mean if there were lots of little lords the parties (or panties depending on how you look at it ) would b less exclusive and they would be less special!
Lord Preston OMFC

Indeed you speak not a word of lies Lord Preston.
I believe the greatest problem would be handing down the Estate to ones Children.
To many to choose from could be troublesome situation.

I think That there should be a meeting place for Lords Iv noticed a few about.

Lord Smooth

M'Lord
That could be dangerous, my good man. Have you ever seen 2 lords in a room together? i mean there ok if they have been fed, but if the brandys are out, its not pretty.
Lord Preston OMFC

Master Kew what you say is true. However the 2 Lords do like a joke, I don't think they could be serious, not like you and I. Cheers Marj

we are always deadly serious! *smirks*
I have just re-read what Master Kew said, and i have realised it is deeply offencive and hurtful, so i think i may go and cry now!
Lord Preston OMFC

Now, now Lord Preston,
Pull yourself together man!
As if we could be anything but not serious.

Lord Smooth

Sorry lord, i think that last brandy is getting to me. fancy a cigar old chap?
Lord Preston OMFC

INDEED!
There's nothing like a good cigar, to smoke your troubles away.
*Lights his cigar and Takes a puff*
Excellent my good man.

Lord Smooth

And as Sigmund Freud says, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

Well Said good sir!

Lord Smooth

*lights cigar*
that fruad chap said some good stuff... if you ignore the bits bout incest and all that! lol
Lord Preston OMFC

*Still puffing away*
Im not that Firmiliar with Fruad, my good man.
*takes out a Big bottle of Brandy*
Care to expand on that over a glass of the finest?

Lord Smooth

sure my man, *puffs cigar*
that fruad guy, bit of a lad really, thought people wanted to sleep with there mums, and said some wierd things bout bowler hats being a substitute for your mothers cervix. jolly good chap all the same!
Lord Preston OMFC

Hmmmmm
*pours out two glasses of Brandy*
Indeed he seems a bit of a strange person really.
Im sure he meant well, in his own strange way.
*Puffs on Cigar and Takes a drink of Brandy*
Ah! After a hard days work Nothing beats; for a busy Lord, a good bottle of Brandy and a cigar.

Lord Smooth

i'm not sure if a whole bottle would be a good idea,*picks up brandy and sips it* but i must say this is a fine one! i take it back, a whole bottle is just what my good old doctor ordered! *puffs cigar*
Lord Preston OMFC

It is a fine aged brandy indeed, Your taste bud serves you well m'Lord.
*Puffs on Cigar and trys to blow a hoop*
Never could get the hang of them blasted things.
*Takes a drink of brandy*
AH, Friday, my favourite day of the week, I'l drink to that!

Lord Smooth

*plows a few smoke rings in quick succession,* its all bout the tounge,!
i do like fridays, but saturdays are more my thing!
Lord Preston OMFC