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Lord Preston Posted Apr 17, 2002
*puffs cigar, and then glances at empty brandy bottle*
I think i might pop down to the cellar as you write and re-stock up, nething you want?
Lord Preston OMFC 
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U190482 Posted Apr 17, 2002
Ah yes! bring up some pizzas from the frezzer please.
Lord Smooth
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Lord Preston Posted Apr 17, 2002
right you are m'lord
*stumbles to the cellar singing softly*
Lord Preston OMFC
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U190482 Posted Apr 18, 2002
*looks round the room, and starts humming to himslf the tune from the saint*
Lord Smooth
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Lord Preston Posted Apr 18, 2002
*joins in hum wen stumbles bk up the stairs holding 5 pizzas a couple of bottles of old vintage wine, a bottle of brandy, and some wierd blue bottles*
Lord Preston OMFC
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Researcher Marj Posted Apr 19, 2002
I hope the blue bottles contain sleeping potion, you and old smoothie are getting boring for a poetry page. Sober up. Cheers marj
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U190482 Posted Apr 19, 2002
Il get the oven on, Lord Preston
*Strange desire to try out the blue bottles*
I..am think Il take one of those blue bottle things, look interesting.
Wont you join Lord Preston and myself for a drink Marj?
Lord Smooth
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Lord Preston Posted Apr 22, 2002
*hands a blue bottle to Lord Smooth*
yeh join in a drink Marj
*opens a blue bottle and peers down inside*
*shrugs*
bottoms up!
Lord Preston OMFC
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Researcher Marj Posted Apr 23, 2002
Sorry Lords, don't drink ,don't smoke, don't think I have any vices except I keep coming back to listen to you and old Smoothie. Cheers Marj
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U190482 Posted Apr 23, 2002
You know im not exactly old
I have alot of youth in me!
You dont have to drink or smoke to join in, The Lords are found of good conversations.
*Takes a gulp from the blue bottle* 
Lord Smooth
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Lord Preston Posted Apr 23, 2002
yes marj, we are fond of good conversation. I must say though, as a Lord, i am rather worried about that Right Wing French guy, i know the french prob wont vote for him... but if they do :-S.
Lord Preston OMFC
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U190482 Posted Apr 24, 2002
*Puffs on a cigar, while listening to Lord Preston talk about that French dude*
Lord Smooth
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Lord Preston Posted Apr 26, 2002
*takes a large puff of his cigar then sighs*
so what you got planned for the weekend Lord Smooth?
Lord Preston OMFC
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Researcher Marj Posted Apr 27, 2002
You two Lords are getting down right boring, can't you think of anything funny to say. Cigars and Brandy. I ask you, where are your brains?, sitting on them? Surprise me. Cheers Marj
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Lord Preston Posted Apr 27, 2002
ok. how about a poem? *clears throat and sways slightly due to the 4th brandy*
Can I say how beautiful you look?
If I compare you to a bubbling brook,
Or maybe you’d prefer an open field,
Dotted with flowers, buzzing with life,
I often thought of you as a love letter, sealed,
Only to be looked upon by a worshiped wife,
You are all of these in my heart, and many more,
So please let me in, just open the flamin’ door!
*giggles*
Lord Preston OMFC
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U190482 Posted Apr 30, 2002
ah! can I ask what the "’" bit is about?
Lord Smooth
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Lord Preston Posted Apr 30, 2002
its a ' thats been copied and pasted from word... always happens!
Lord Preston OMFC
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Master Kew Posted May 1, 2002
What an amazingly drunk-sounding pair... I like it. I think you nee dto relaze my lords, come to my Dojo and engoy the soothing sounds of madmen mumbling.
-Marcus
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U190482 Posted May 1, 2002
AH! Master Kew,
Will you join us for some brandy and cigars?
*hides the blue bottles under his chair*
We where just about to discuss Lord Prestons latest verse.
Lord Smooth
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Lord Preston Posted May 1, 2002
*hides my own blue bottles*
and pours three large brandies, then glances at marj*
you wanting one too my dear? i believe you were going to read us one of your verses too Lord Smooth.
Lord Preston OMFc
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