h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That was a nunnery, Fish.

Don't you ever get worried about ending up as penguin pooh?

*looks very confused and whimpers slightly*

Umm.... no... me and the Penguins... we have an understanding..

*backs further away from Fish suddenly feeling less comfortable*

I have an understanding with the penguins which is something like this:

"Okay penguins, I pay your wages and provide the fish and the igloos. Therefore you do as I tell you. Okay?"

and they say

"Okay"

although sometimes I doubt they know the meaning of the word.

Don't they say "Mwaaarp Mwaaaarp!" ?

Watch for those Emperor Penguins, they're power mad I tells ya. Turn your back for a minute and they'll take over and invade Russia.

As for Fairy penguins.....

Hmmm...Fairy penguins are the best penguins of all Mr Wumbeevil

That's why there are no Emperor Penguins in my army. They're special ones genetically engineered to look more like Tux, but they don't seem to appreciate it very much. They're very much "live-for-the-moment" animals.

Well stone me! that's just what I was about to say Tinkerbell. How did you do that?

Well if what I've heard about penguins love lives is true, I can understand that attitude!

*grins*
I guess I just know exactly what you're thinking...
*looks scared*
Well not exactly

*squeals*
You're getting dangerously close to corrupting Pingu so I suggest you leave that now

*Looks confused....... decides on the best course of action possible... and goes to sleep*

zzzzZZZZ

*wanders cautiously over to Fish and pokes him carefully*
You can't go to sleep yet...we're still arguing about Penguins and you're missing it

Oops sorry pingu, forget you wre still here. i thought you'd been sold into slavery as a door stop or something. Ah well I suppose you've got to learn about the ...err mammals and the bees sometime.

Are we arguing? I thought this was one of the more peaceful nights?

I'm starting to feel there are a lot of confused people out there for some reason, must be the fluoride in the water.

Fluoride? or Flouride? either would be bad I suppose...

*is now more determined to wake Fish up as she doesn't understand how the sleeping smiley is sneezing at the same time*

*whispers*
Fish...fish...FISH!
*wafts a under his nose*

OOoooh santa hat

*Faintly stirs.....*

Eeerggflllphhh.....