h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders what third person talk he means*
To switch back to another post about Clarkson..."if you mean the weeing"
*grins again*

That cracked me up!

It was so funny...bless him
*grins*
He truely thought that was what he meant but I can't believe how much they cut out of it as Clarkson was in hysterics for most of the interview as Jenson is so funny

Steady girl! You're starting to sound infatuated

Did you go see the program then, I mean where you in the audience?

*squeals*
Noooo! I'm a serious F1 fan I tells you...besides it's not my fault if he grinned at me
*looks happy*
Yup, right on the front row, sat right in front of him

turn your back for a minute and you're surrounded by government ministers. I think I'll start a save the prole campaign, and we can march to the alabaster house with inflatable proles, and tie miniature ones to Peregrin's toes.

Minister for Jelly. I wish to register a complaint, but this probably isn't the place to do it. I don't want to start any interdepartmental memo wars, so I shall register it elsewhere - probably with the Minister for PITA Proles if we've got one yet.

Minister for Sleeping. I disagree that the Ministry of Health is trying to achieve health. The Ministry of Health deals none-too-effectively with trying to postpone death. Once I see hospital morgues replaced by gyms, I might agree that they are on the way to becoming a true Ministry of Health.

Besides if your ministry succeeds in it's stated aim, it'ld get a bit boring with every post consisting of one letter repeated multitudinous times.

"It'ld be better than this crap" - RIGHT who said that?

Back to the quest for a suitable gravestone....

Yes Tinkerbell... Your a serious F1 fan, who just "happens" to be infatuated with Jenson Button

*grins in an amused fashion*
I am a serious fan...I followed F1 way before Jenson arrived...and I'm not infatuated, I just respect what he's achieved as a 20 year old
Go on test me, ask me anything F1 related and I bet I can answer it...
*grins*
As long as it's about Jenson
*hopes that Fish realises that's a joke*

*Looks at tinkerbell as if his intelligence has been insulted*
Umm, ok How many points did Daemon Hill accumulate over his time with F1?

What about David Coulthard? .... *realises he's already involved... *

*Sleeps*

Yay!!!

Someone in my ministry, who's actually cooperating

*Tucks BB in and gives him a pillow*

*grins*
I co-operate...occasionally
*wonders how Fish thought she was insulting him*
Damon Hill? Hmmm...
*restrains herself from saying 0*
Would be 360
*doesn't understand the DC question but guesses at 294*

Yes Tink, when you have an incentive

Cheek! Daemon Hill was a great driver!
Yes Well done you know your stuff then

*grins*
I would never be so shallow

*sniggers*
Mmm he had a great car I recall as well...
*stops herself in time*
No he was, he had some inspired drives like the Hungaroraroraring in the Arrows, I'm just bitter as jacques should have won it in 96

Hehehe...

Yeah, those were the days

But Jacque is still in the game, and Hill's off doing TOCA.... (Which he's pants at ) Oh well.....

*grins and adopts best Al Pacino voice*
You laughing at me?

But Schumi's champion again now so I can't complain...although 97 was abit confusing in Jerez what with split loyalties and all

*laughs as she somehow manages to miss read an 'as well' in the last statement*
I didn't know he was doing Touring Cars...can't say I've noticed him but then the BBC hardly show it now

Me laugh?! Surely not!!!

Yes, 97 was an odd year..... O' well.....

Of of my mates is a big Hill fan, so he tells me what's going on... He's mainly a BIG F1 fan though.... you 2 could probably talk for ever about it......

I reserve the right to quote you on that

I was talking in terms of the 97 F1 season being odd just so's you know, but it was quite pleasing in that whoever won I got to celebrate

Hmmm...Hill fan...I don't think he'd appreciate me

Feel free

I gathered that.... but It was odd in other ways as well

No, but it'd be interesting to watch, Especially as he doesn't like Schumi' much either.... mainly cos' he "not British"

Will do...are you likely to be famous one day so I can quote it at a really inopportune moment

*attempts to recall what happened in 97 generally*
Hmmm...
*can't*


He dislikes him because he's not British? Errr...perhaps better we didn't meet as I have a tendency to ummm...debate