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Good... well.... not unless I do something important... or get lucky

*also tries.... but can't...*
Oh well nevermind...

Yes, but so does he... and when HE thinks he IS right, then he's probably as imovable as you

I'd like to point out that no-one is as stubborn...errr 'determined and ambitious' as myself so I suspect he'd get bored fairly soon as if not I'd just change the subject to jelly to annoy him

Hmm.... not that I'm trying to start an arguement with someone you haven't met.... But he's the sort of person that could do the "I know a song that'd get on your nerves" thing for so long... (meaning weeks) that it truely would get on your nerves

Anyway enough about him!!!
Have you decided whether to come to the Meetup yet?

*grins*
You can't change the subject that easily I'd just sing my Schumi cheerleader song and that annoys even the most stubborn of people

Hmm...the meet up...I'm still not sure about it...it's just there's stuff...
*thinks*

Could I hear you Schumi chear leader song

If this good "stuff" or bad "stuff"???

*gives tink' time to think *

Excuse me, do you have any spare blankets? We're finding we need a few over at the Ministry of Linux, Wisdom and Toothbrushes to stuff under the doors until the draft excluders are delivered.

*passes over a large bucket of jelly*
Here try using this, it'll keep the draughts out...
*looks warily at MaW*
As long as you don't eat it

Hmm, my Schumi cheerleader song would require my pom-poms and they're not here but...
*sings Schumi song*
There you go
*grins*

Stuff which depending on how you look at it could either masquerade as good stuff or bad stuff but currently possibly bad stuff though I'm working on making it good stuff even though it'll still be the same stuff but from a diffferent perspective...
*looks very confused*
I'll explain next time whilst I think of a cohesive way of phrasing it

Thank you Tinkerbell. The jelly should provide excellent energy sources for the army of penguins that is taking over the place.

Can't you use the penguins as draft excluders? They're a similar kind of shape...

I don't believe I'm hearing this from a Pingu fan.

*consoles Pingu by telling a Falklands minefield joke*

*...decides, like the John Smith's Bitter man, he's not cut out to be a Samaritan*

*looks concerned*
Step away from the Pingu...don't go corrupting Pingu with your bad puns Wumbeevil
*passes him Fruit Pastilles to bribe him away from Pingu*

*Looks confused*
I thought that that was tux.... not Pingu.....

Yes of course MaW, help yourself to whatever you need.
*Hands MaW a large pile of blankets*

What you said Tink', made perfect sence... so you don't have to explain further if you really don't want to

*grins*
It confused me and I was trying to explain it so I don't know how you understood
I'm quite happy to explain its just got a bit busy in here at the minute and the fewer people who can laugh at my feeble reason the better

Aaahhhh

I'm sure it's not a feeble reason

I understand most things, it's one of my annoying habbits

I'm corrupting Pingu?

You want to use Pingu as a draught excluder, presumably for the cat flap cos he's only small.

Aw you're shy TB. Open up another forum, and that way it won't keep popping up on our homepages.

Decides to tell Pingu the joke about what happens when they cut down on the software in cars, in the hope this gets some action.

*wonders why she's getting sympathy, debates as to whether it's her constant state of confusion*

It's fairly feeble to anyone who doesn't understand
*grins*
It's good that you're understanding but I also seem to remember you saying you laughed at most things too

*looks entirely bewildered as she never saw Wumbeevil's post the first time and now she's witnessed a silent Wumbeevil which is quite disconcerting*


Stop telling Pingu bad taste jokes, if he goes home and repeats them to his baby sister you'll be to blame!

He's not going home, you think he's make a good draught-excluder, remember?

...and it was his sister who sold him to some black and white slave housefurnishing traders.

No I said the penguins would make good draught excluders as MaW has millions of Tux penguins in his Ministry who could stand in front of doors...I at no point implicated poor Pingu in all this