Is the shellsuit the ultimate crime against fashion, or merely a brilliant concept given a bad reputation by the media?

The shellsuit is a lightweight nylon tracksuit. It consists of a zip-up jacket, and trousers with elasticated waists and ankles. The outer layer is of fine silky material, like synthetic parachute silk, and it is either self-lined, or lined in fine knitted fabric or lightweight fine silky towelling. It comes in a blinding array and combination of the most garish colours: bright purple, emerald-green, vivid yellow, often all on the one suit.

History

It was originally developed for use by sportsmen, and Kris Akabussi in particular is credited with vanguarding its appearances. But its supreme comfort, cheapness, and ease of wearing soon made it popular as general street wear. As the fitness craze of the 1980s continued, people began wearing them en route to and from the gym, as a lifestyle statement. And as manufacturers made cheaper and cheaper versions, its adoption by young people increased.

TV Star

It soon became synonymous with mouthy lower-class types: Harry Enfield's Scousers, brothers Our Barry, Our Gary and Our Terry, (played by Enfield alongside Joe McGann and Gary Bleasdale), would stand around having arguments and going 'eh, eh, eh, carm daw-in'¹ and 'Dey do dough, don't dey dough'² in matching shellsuits, which instantly defined them as 'scallies', a Liverpool variety of chav.

Moving on

They were also particularly popular with hip-hop fans, largely because of their suitability for break-dancing in, being easy to move about in, and good for sliding on surfaces. At the other end of the scale, they became popular with the older generation, due to their high comfort factor and the ease with which they are donned and removed. Sir Jimmy Savile OBE was a famous shellsuit wearer, combining it with lots of jangly gold jewellery.

Recent sightings

The shellsuit is still used as an easy to recognise visual shorthand to identify a white trash character—for instance, Vicky Pollard from Little Britain is always seen in a vibrant pink shell suit with huge gold hoop earrings. Not-quite-white Ali-G also sports a bright yellow shell suit, teamed with a tight fitting red skull cap. Nice! It still remains popular with caravanners, most of whom remain convinced that it is in some way flattering.

Demise

Once it was adopted by grannies, its cachet had gone. Concern over safety centred on its flammability (indeed, many have found their way onto a Guy Fawkes effigy, with spectacular results). Pupils in some schools are not allowed to take part in science class if they are in one of these fire hazards.
Footballer turned messiah David Icke, a reserve goalie for Coventry City FC who never got beyond the bench, claimed that wearing a shellsuit of a certain shade of turquoise was the path to enlightenment, with predictable mocking ensuing.

It was voted by the fashion police as the worst fashion crime of all time, beating off tough competition from the likes of the poncho, leg warmers, the ra-ra skirt and clogs. Despite this, it still has ardent followers championing its revival, Goldie Lookin' Chain for instance.