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Here's a bad poem for ya...
The Unmentionable Marauding Pillowcase Started conversation Jan 5, 2001
LAMENT OF AN UNATTRACTIVE GUY
I got boils on my bum
I got hairs on my tum
I got boogers up my nose
I got jam between my toes
Got a carpet on my tongue
Emphysema in my lung
I got pimpes on my cheeks
And my breath it really reeks
I got muscles that are limp
and a belly like a blimp
I got roaches in my hair
Bleary eyes that blink and stare
I got ears the size and shape
Of a shrunken, shrivelled grape
And a skin that's full of weals
looking like red onion peels
Only one good thing I state:
I'm the king of the blind date!
Here's a bad poem for ya...
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 5, 2001
Oh dear, that's very good! I do feel sorry for the poor guy though.
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