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A456653 How to Write Bad Poetry

Post 21

HappyDude

Kewl article smiley - smiley
(sorry no bad poetry)


A456653 How to Write Bad Poetry

Post 22

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

OK thanks.

Lucinda, I'm not really surprised you don't get the reference, and I can remove it if it's appropriate to do so, but it's a line from a song by Morris Major and the Minors (who also wrote 'Stutter Rap') called 'Another Boring B-side'.

And as for the rest, I'll take that on board and get to it when I've a moment. Thanks smiley - biggrin

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Post 23

Martin Harper

Well, if you did an entry on Morris Major and the Minors... smiley - smiley


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Post 24

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

Actually, I can't even find them on an Altavista search smiley - smiley They were REALLY one hit wonders. That song was on the B-side of their hit. So, should I just remove the reference and leave the 'And there's no line here', you think? I suppose it's a bit confusing for anyone who doesn't know that song (probably everyone in the world but me smiley - smiley)

And I guess I could remove the 'Pride and Prejudice' quote too if need be. It's really not essential to the piece; just I liked it as an intro to the whole thing. Maybe I could paraphrase the meaning of the thing.

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Post 25

Bright Blue Shorts

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Post 26

Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese

* shivers *

uuh how bad the poetry
aah and how good an entry
sorry nothing ever rhymes
with poetry

* shivers even more *


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Post 27

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

The scary thing, is I just did a google search, and only turned up one reference.

It was my bad poetry entry. smiley - cdouble

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Post 28

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

OK, once again I've updated it, changing the introduction completely, and adding the Clerihew. I haven't touched on rhyming couplets because I'm wondering if it's getting really long as it is.

Also, why is my text at the top small? (I noticed it every time I used tables, but in this version, have changed all the tables (except the top one which contains the picture (which I guess is optional, since if it DID get editted, I suppose they'd do another picture for it (?))) to blockquotes) Is there anything I can do about this?

Finally, on reading the article on Clerihews, there's not a lot more I can say about them without in essence regurgitating the entry; so I haven't gone into the nitty-gritty of them. Is that enough of an explanation, do you think? The link's there, after all.

Thanks guys for all your feedback

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Post 29

Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese

Hi there,
I guess the intro is in smallprint because it's within a .

GuideML does have its peculiarities too!
I'm not too
familiar with GML but there ought
to be a tag or so.

taTaaah!


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Post 30

NexusSeven

To undoubted sighs of universal relief, I'm pleased to announce that this entry has (finally) been picked and accepted to become part of the Edited Guide! Congratulations! smiley - smiley

Please bear with all those involved in the editing process, as it all takes time; you'll be sent an email to let you know when your entry is ready for front page status.

Keep up the good work! smiley - smiley

*This thread is now closed*


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Post 31

Bright Blue Shorts

Shame on you Nexus7 for not entering into the spirit of things smiley - winkeye I think (s)he meant to say:

Although it's been a long time,
I'm pleased to say that your entry on rhyme,
has been recommended for the Guide,
an announcement to you which I confide.

When it reaches the front page,
Your entry will be on the world stage,
And you'll be getting an e,
To let you know where it be.

But from this point on,
The thread be gone.


A456653 How to Write Bad Poetry

Post 32

NexusSeven

Just because it doesn't rhyme or
scan
Doesn't mean it's not

poetry.

smiley - winkeye


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Post 33

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Editorial Note: This thread has been moved out of the Peer Review forum because this entry has now been recommended for the Edited Guide.

If they haven't been along already, the Scout who recommended your entry will post here soon, to let you know what happens next. Meanwhile you can find out what will happen to your entry here: http://www.h2g2.com/SubEditors-Process

Congratulations!


Congratulations!

Post 34

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

Oh wow, I just feel so thrilled smiley - biggrin
Thanks for EVERYBODY's help.

Excuse me while I go off to bounce a bit....


Congratulations!

Post 35

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

And I LIKE the poem, Bright Blue Shorts smiley - biggrin

smiley - blue, smiley - steam or smiley - devil.... still bouncing


Congratulations!

Post 36

Bright Blue Shorts

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Post 37

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

If you ever feel the urge to write Haiku, come and visit the challenge smiley - smiley

http://www.h2g2.com/A494291

BLATENT PLUG ALERT!!!!


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