A Conversation for How to Write Bad Poetry

Here's a bad poem for ya...

Post 1

The Unmentionable Marauding Pillowcase

LAMENT OF AN UNATTRACTIVE GUY

I got boils on my bum
I got hairs on my tum
I got boogers up my nose
I got jam between my toes
Got a carpet on my tongue
Emphysema in my lung
I got pimpes on my cheeks
And my breath it really reeks
I got muscles that are limp
and a belly like a blimp
I got roaches in my hair
Bleary eyes that blink and stare
I got ears the size and shape
Of a shrunken, shrivelled grape
And a skin that's full of weals
looking like red onion peels
Only one good thing I state:
I'm the king of the blind date!


Here's a bad poem for ya...

Post 2

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

smiley - laugh
Oh dear, that's very good! I do feel sorry for the poor guy though.

smiley - blue, smiley - steam or smiley - devil


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