h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok....vampire question...what was Dracula's favourite blood type?

I think it was Transillvanian blood. Did I spell that right??!!

I've been to Transalvania.

REALY!!! I want to go to Transilvania!

Yeah. Twice. It's lovely. Though they've haf a few problrems. It used to be paret of Hungary and is now part of Romania so there are lots of people there who consider themselves Hungarian and there's been a bit of tension. Heard that the real Dracula wasn't very nice to the people so that's where the vampire stuff came from.

yeh but I once read that it was just a rumor. hummmmmmmm.......

I'm sure there's something in Google....* to check*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler

Yeh there is, that's where I get most of my resurch.

not the nicest looking bloke. Needed his hair cut.

Hhuumm, yeh I thnk he wasn't the nicest person, well if someone was draining pesants dry he can't of been nice.

Yeah. Like you hear how hitler was veggie and stuff as if it'd make up for it all.

Yeh beeing veggie is going to make up for killing only millions of innocent people.

I know. But you do get people saying weird things.

yeh, you get people making up stuff for all sorts of reasons!

Yup. Just look at the tabloids. They make a fortune from making stuff up.

Yeh you get the same old stuff, you get used to it!

Probably just change the celeb names every while but essentially the same story.

Ah, yeh I find that too.

Kinda bores me really. I couldn't care less about which celeb's just got married/had a baby/lost 163 stone in an afternoon. I wish them well and all that, but it's their private life and they don't need the press snooping.

I know! Well let's be honest, do the paparazzi realy wonder how Amy Winehouse realy got into the mess she is in? Do they not know it's because of them?

They are oblivious to the REAL world!