h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not if I was meant to eat you. We could dispense with the secrets by dispatching both the small talk and you at the same time. What do you taste like?

depends on what time of day it is, personally my favorite is right after lunch, you can usually get a little lettuce along with all of the bones and internal organs

I am not, however, an experienced human taster.

If want to know what 42 means read The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy by Adam Douglas. In my opinion it is the most ingenious book written and most of my freinds agree even though they haven't read it.

It's OK. we'll explain when you're older!

Researcher 227777 - Why don't you pay attention to you h2g2 life and acknowledge the message you have received from

I've started so I'll finish.
Researcher 227777 - Why don't you pay attention to you h2g2 life and acknowledge the message you have received from 'opticalillusion' in your personal space.

The meaning of life ? To experience all of it.

'The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time . . . '

- James Taylor song

Don't pay any attention to that old unclean exhalation, 227777. Everyone know he spends his nights running in circles around a load of old blocks -dressed in his mum's curtains.

So tell us more about this new book. Is it anything like the one by Dugless Adams? I liked his first book: "Where's Peat?" the prequell to Dug Loadsmore's "Pad's Out!"

Researcher 219823
You certainly know how to win friends and influence people but have you got a brain ? F123157?thread=275100

Applause to the nameless one - never before in the field of human carrots has so much been felt by so many about so one person for so little.
Okay, a bit of an exaggeration, but still applause for spontaneously generating an entirely new and humourous thread.

*coughs and looks around during the akward silence caused by fnord's comment*

Coughs and stand up straighter, realising too late he should have tried harder to hold it in after all. Looks askance nanchelantly.

Never mind my personal problems; have you put your mum's curtains back?

nanchelantly?

Out of all of the errors in that post, why did you choose that one?

didn't see any other glaring errors, just that spelling mistake.

what were you referring to?

az

the change in tense. I now realize that the rest is just english english.

nope, there was nothing grammatically wrong with that posting.