h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

MOSH NEEDS TO BE BANNED - IT IS FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOSHERS NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE - FOR THIS, A GIANT FURNACE WOULD SUFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOSH REPRESENTS ALL THAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY

"OH, BUT IM ONLY EXPRESSING MY INDIVIDUALITY" I HEAR YOU SAY -
ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!!!!!!!!
HOW COME EVERY OTHER DIRTBAG LOOKS LIKE YOU THEN!!!!!!!

IF YOU ARE A MOSH-BAG, I WOULD SAY THIS TO YOU:
YOU'RE SCUM
YOU'RE FILTH
YOU'RE A MENACE TO SOCIETY AND.....
YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF!!!!!!!

UNTIL FURTHER MOSH-BASHING, GOOD BYE
GOOD RIDDANCE, DIRTBAG

ha ha your smileys didn't work

pink ego

i second that motion

i also think pink ego, is a lovely person

interesting choice for a name Steven Byers?!

I like moshing to heavy metal, but as I get older I do notice a bit of a sore neck afterwards.

Suppose Mr Byers, you are going to tell me that is your real name?!

Come on every body, get together, learn to love one another like your brother right noooow....


when I was an alien...
*vogonpoet and crowd goes ballistic, joined as one, united by rhythm*
....


So bring on the Daleks...

yes, steven byers is my real name, i had to pay for it.

When i was an alien cultures were opinions gotta find a way to find a way id better wait gotta find a way to find a way a better way. i know this guy you think his views on the "alternative" sub cultures are bad dont even get him started on homosexuality

hahaha, youre a hypocrite!

And I mean CLEANUPBRITAIN ofcourse

I like Moshers, they're kind.

What's wrong with moshers, they liven up the boring gigs.
A couple of looneys at the front of the crowd give everyone else a good laugh (at them of course!)
(my smilies work!)

We used to call it slam dancing, and it was a blast! Just good clean fun.

the ones you refer to, are usually adolescent/mentally disturbed....my dress sense(as you may gather by my name,) is put under the same classification as them. quite an insult really, i like the music and some of the clothing styles, but some DO just look like theyve crawled out a rubbish tip, i just like to sit at a bar and drink a nice pint of cask ale, followed by a very nice single malt whiskey.....

i would like to point out not all "moshers" are "OH, BUT IM ONLY EXPRESSING MY INDIVIDUALITY" this is usually the younger generation, but i do agree that the ones that ARE like that, are the plague of the country. some of them are quite nice people, (as long as they aren't standing their with the whole "oh nobody understands me" thing.)

But then there are the ones who realise it's all in good fun and just doing it for the hell of it, they're by me

(Love the music, too old and decrepit to mosh)

Moshers are just like everyone else they just listen 2 different music and have a different fashion sense.

:O YOU EVIL PERSON! MOSHERS RUUUUUUUULE! YOU'RE SCUM AND FILTH!

Anyways, Nirvana rule.

*moshes along*

How about some pure heavy metal? RAMMS+EIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOLLT IHR DAS BETT IN FLAMMEN SEHEN??????

Awww, look at all the posers and poser hatred. Get a clue and learn what you're talking about.

If you're at a real metal gig, Slayer, Dying Fetus, Cryptopsy, you're gonna rip free and like Exodus said "kick your friend in the head and have a ball."

...says someone who listens to jazz and classical music...