h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's very sincere of you, you don't by any chance want legal representation!!!

How odd.

I thought it was quite even!!!

Ahhh, easy mistake; it was even* more odd than we first thought it mighten be. On second and third viewing, all mannors of strange hoover-like devices were discovered under the bed, where one would normlaly hide the £300,000 taken during a bank robbery a couple of years back.

Three words for you:

SWIZZ BANK ACCOUNT - It solves all those money laundering problems!!!

Better than that you could always put it into my bank account I wouldn't mind looking after it for you I would even help launder it in the local shops and bars

I could do with a new and a good nightout

How about it

&
CHeEky

Tis all gone; a very expensive couple of bottles

I bet you were very afterwards, wish I'd been there I especially South African

&
CHeEky<cupid

I can definately tell you 8/12/03 at 2.24am I REALLY bored. Haven't been this bored for ages thing I'll have a little after all I don't finish work till 8.00am so that's 5hrs and 36minutes to waste lovely
What a life!

CHeEky

Hi CHeEky!

how goes it?
want some?

Hiya J
Where you been?
Thanks for the sugar...here have some and join me

How the new digs?

&
CHeEky<cupid

well, I've only been on once a week for a while now.
I missed you last week I think.
I love my new home
are you feeling better, less sore?

**munches onand**

Yes I think I must have missed you, I'm feeling better now still sore but I have a new car so that's made me feel better.
Guess what...I'm finally getting my walls done, just intime for too, I hope he's pleased
I can't wait for the builder to start so that its not so in the house anymore, I think my accident is 1 of the best things to happen to me in a long time all I need now is to be allowed to start training again.
I can stop having temper tantrums then

What you been up to?

This will be my second posting of this content, standard cut and paste action. No the first one was not deleted....yet....but it seems that it will have a higher chance of being read here so enjoy.

just started my member ship here and went over the terms and conditions. This one jumped right out at me:

Where you are invited to submit any contribution to BBCi (including any text, photographs, graphics, video or audio) you agree, by submitting your contribution, to grant the BBC a perpetual, royalty-free, non-exclusive, sub-licenseable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform, play, and exercise all copyright and publicity rights with respect to your contribution worldwide and/or to incorporate your contribution in other works in any media now known or later developed for the full term of any rights that may exist in your contribution, and in accordance with privacy restrictions set out in the BBC's Privacy Policy. If you do not want to grant to the BBC the rights set out above, please do not submit your contribution to BBCi.


Does it seem wrong to anybody else that these bastards will steal your ideas at the drop of a hat if they think they can make even the smallest bit of money? I was going to add a guide entry composed of a lifetime of very unique and inteligent phylisophical thought, I'm talking mind blowing sh*t here that have made Christians burn thier bibles and other Athiests quiver fear of what the Universe might be. Thoughts that I wanted to share with other fans of Douglas Adams beloved work but now refuse to do becuase I don't want these uninteligent sleazy shmucks to even think about stealing and taking credit for the things that compose who I am.

To all of you who read this:

I never met Douglas personaly but, and I don't think I am alone in thinking this, I feel that through reading and relating so closely to his works that I do know him in a way and I think that he would be spinning in his grave if he realized that these posers were even remotely trying to associate themselves with his brilliance. Lucky for him he is doing much more interesting things than care about it but as one who has yet to leave this wretched planet I shall spend the rest of my time at this web site slandering its owners and trying to make people see how sleazy they are until the only people that logon here are the mentaly retarded.


What say we leave these people to stew in thier own stupidity and create our own damn guide.

PS. BBC, I hope you do delte this when you see it. I think it will only prove me right. And then I will post it again.

I get through an awful lot of about a bottle a day most days, sometimes another one or two in the evening, here have some, I've got plenty, having stocked up for Christmas (in the hope that someone might actually visit...)

I was bored but I have found this site now I'm not bored - eek does that mean I have to give up on the chocolate

how can anyone be bored on Christmas? all that lovely to eat and classic tv to watch, and of course all them parties to go to , shame I had to work and miss a few, but then we have the New Year to party to!!!

Jemlet don't give up the have some of mine mmm tasty

&
CHeEkY

PS. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY

There has not been found ány sexual activity at Mars !!