h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yesterday I had little problem with my uncle(who I lived with up to yesterday) So I ended up hangin in a nearby bar. I had a problem with someone there(almost got into a fight with this person) and was ejected. On the way out of the parking lot it occured to me to stick my handy dandy pocket knife into the tire of a couple vehicles there. Not realy sure if I got the right truck but I don't really care.

very good

probably the wrong thing to do but I was drunk and it seemed like the right thing to do.

IT HAPPENS

jerk gently aslong as you didnt plunged the knife into somebody its

I was still pretty stupid, and very risky!!!

admiarl dont you carry a knife?. Its all the rage at this moment in time im carrying 14 about my person

poking my knife into someones tires may be stupid but it was very satisfying. I have one of those Leatherman tool knives. Mostly I just use the nail file to clean under me nails, the blade is merely 2 inches long and doesn't get used much(certainly not for cutting people)
I sure would have liked to get my fists on his face tho

you still in a rage over it jerk gently?

before i was told to hand my weapons in.I owned more weapons than the army

no, not at all. The police do want a word with me tho. I had a dream last night, it had some cops in it. One cop drew his revolver and the other did the same but pointed it at the other cop. I also did some flying.

strange dreams did the cops kill each other? i hope so pigs

with the cops busy I think I decided to fly away. Don't know what they did.

I was just informed by a friend that there is a warrent for my arrest. I can't believe Imma go to jail again. well, ya I can believe it. I wonder how long it will take them to get me cuz I ain't turnin myself in.

I've taken to carrying swiss army pliers, just for the ego thing!!!

ill like arnie when i walk down the street armed to the back teeth

I haven't been able to locate the pocket knife in question.

I seem to have thrown it somewhere as if it were a murder weapon.

sure was funny seeing the pigs searching for me not more than 100 feet from where I was standing. If one pig had been determined enough he might have noticed my footprints in the frosted grass leading to where I was at. stupid pigs

jerk gently they wouldnt know if you came up to them and said ive done.with its me written apon your forehead

Is now a good time to mention I used to be a soliciter!!!

Guess not Admiral, I don't like weapons as a rule, even though we train to use them in kickboxing sometime and I've trained with firearms in the past but thats just for training purposes and in my opinion not to be used in public

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