A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
Haunted tea stand
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 6, 2001
No? How odd! 
dusts around it, careful not to tip it on the tea stand again.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 6, 2001
Maybe haunted tea stands don't have much
experience with making chocolate milk?
(This is just a guess....
)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 7, 2001
maybe...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 7, 2001
smiles and pours 
leaving a dead 
next to it
The Princess likes my tea!!! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 9, 2001
No chocolate milk then!??/ 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2001
Let's summon all the
and tell them we need chocolate milk.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 9, 2001
How many ghosts do we have? 
*makes something muddy that MIGHT be mistaken for 
milk*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 10, 2001
Well, no matter how many times I count
them, I always come up with 42. It's
downright spooky!
There was a haunted tea stand
In fair Balwiniti land,
where 42 quite spooky
Acted as quite proper hosts.
They poured the tea from silver pots
With sugar, milk, and lemon--lots!
Their tablecloths were smooth as silk,
And yet they served no chocolate milk!
So all the were rounded up,
and told just how to mix it up,
so next time when you pay a call,
Enjoy your chocolate milk. That's all....
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 10, 2001
*mutters* 
*adds glowing mould to the recipe*
*beams at the poem though* 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 11, 2001
YAY!!! 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 13, 2001
They served this treat to Dragonfly,
Who happened to be passing by.
One sip produced such ecstacy
That Dragonfly appeared to be
Transported up beyond Cloud 9,
And stayed there almost by design.
The other Muses also sipped,
And upward they, too, quickly zipped.
For chocolate milk's a splendid potion,
Meriting such strong devotion!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 14, 2001
Not to mention putting you to sleep!
*goes to get more mould*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 15, 2001
YAY!!! CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
EXCELLENT VERSE!!!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 15, 2001
Well it was the least I could do
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 16, 2001
But it was GREAT!!! I can hardly imagine the wonderful quality of the best you can do!!! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 16, 2001
YEEE HAH!!!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 16, 2001
s Dragonfly
The muse for humorous verse
is apparently doing a very
good job of inspiring me.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 16, 2001
YAY!!!
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- 123: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Aug 7, 2001)
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