A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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HappyDude Posted Jun 12, 2001
*nods* 
unforunatly the royal Balwyniti cutoms & excise officers won't let bring the fermented stuff in to the kingdom 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 12, 2001
Can't stop him drinking it outside and then coming in though, damn him...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 12, 2001
Of course, it's a physical impossibility to ferment anything within the Kingdom, or even to bring anything comtaining Ethanol within its bounds, such are the benefits of 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 13, 2001
Happy's insides are the only things that rot around here...
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E G Mel Posted Jun 13, 2001
So if fruit never decomposes how do we eat it? If we can't break it down in our tummys, which I hate to admit does create a certain amount of alcohol, then we can't eat fruit
Mel 
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E G Mel Posted Jun 13, 2001
Celery would do the same I'm afraid, How about if any alcohol appears in the kingdom it vanishes, so we can eat fruit safe in the knowledge that when it breaks down inside us and alcohol produced will vanish in a puff of smoke!
Mel
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