h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How about I put all the water from the
into my pail:: that way we wouldn't need a raft, not that we do anyhow as I think the
Is probably a pigment of my imagination

But then what would we do with the poor ies?? Do you have a big enough to hold them as well as the ...?

I think I know just the person to ask ... Oh 2Legs?

Oh::
an occassion for every pail
and a pail for every occassion::

Of course, is this the pail you are refering to

*produces *

Just the thing, hay

::Plays with the ies::

Well that's a relief then. I should've known that 2Legs would have the pail for the occasion

Now, the lake-ish type obstacle removed from our way...do we stay or do we go....?

If we go there will be trouble ... if we stay it will be double ...

hmmm...Double double toil and trouble...?

Is the pail big enough to be an improvised cauldron?

...that would fit an eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog??

mmm...tasty...

None of those things are very large ... I don't see a problem ...

But they're all kind of ...can your pails withstand the ickyness?? Is it putting them under undeserved pressure?

This pail would, I believe be ideal to serve as a improvised cauldron, do your worst.

"fillet of a fenny snake in the couldron boil and bake......"

Hic
staggers up to shea and falls over

...for a charm of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble...

The other lines weren't really necessary...who need adders fork, blind worm's sting, lizard's leg and howlets wing, anyway?

*looks at Bob*

Sounds likie you know what to do::hav
e this pail.

::covers Bob with a blanket::

Sorry ... you were saying?

ta

::starts mixing...weird smells are emmitted, bubbly green vapours go flying off up the passage::

Shea- I think we'd better get him out of here- don't want THAT mixing up in his brain as well...

I see Ainsley Harriot has wandered off to the other kitchen...