h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All I really wanted was some toast...

::Hands round the ::
Here's a toast to all in lurve.

*wanders into kitchen*

*comes back with stacks of toast, with butter, jam and honey*

::wonders what goes on in the kitchen::

::starts eating the toast and honey and forgets::

*has toast and butter*

::takes the plates through to the kitchen and strokes the ::

Funny how cats always arch their backs when you stroke them.

::Starts washing the plates::

Thank you

*purrs*

::Finds some in the fridge, coats them with catnip and gives them to the cat::

*sniffs *

*wolfs it down*

::Suspects there might be an oxymoron in there somewhere but is relieved to find it's just an ordinary one::

*giggles*

::turns round swiftly::
I keep hearing this disembodied giggling

::Chief Wiggum comes running in from the Hamster Zone::
"Ok we have a report of a hostage situation."
"Boys check the place for some toast, this could be a long job."

What seems to be the trouble officer?

::Chief Wiggum:: Say, you look just like that person who had a in the Hamster Zone. Had to arrest the cat and leave it with Mistadrong.
Now put your hands up while I search you for s.

*raises eyebrow*

*raises hands*

So, harbouring a dangerous eh?
That's a major fellony Sargeant. Book her boys while I take care of this evidence.
::Chief Wiggum eats the ::

*takes the book...It's Lord of the Rings*

Thank you...I've been meaning to reread this

*saunters out*

*gets on bike*

VVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm........................

Oh dear ... so this means no more toast?