h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Must have been painful for them

Are you the punmaster or something?

I'm definitely the something

*bangs head on table*

::looks extremely concerned::

Please don't bang your head on the table.....


..........I've just polished it.

::Makes a strong with plenty of sugar in it::
Drink this, it'll make you feel better

*looks at *

*sugar vanishes*

Coo. Fancy that

*sips *

I'll just make a note of that fact.

*giggles*

The race is on to reach the 1000 posting at.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F41297?thread=121635&latest=1 (Will this work I wonder?)

Yes, it did

Curses! I was foiled!

Oh

Have a cinnamon bun

*silverygibbon saunters into the bakery*

Sorry to disturb you, but I'm (finally) organising my trek into the wild pine forests of Balwynity in search of the Pyramids and their secrets. Can you help me with supplies?

I need and . Oh, and extra in case of unfriendly natives.
I have already found to offer to s, and rare steak for s.

::Examines the steak::
This is very rare indeed, I've never seen one like this before but only heard about it in legends. Where did you get it?

Well I AM an explorer who seeks out the strange and unusual.

(Actually I swapped for an Etruscian fruit bowl which I happened to have lying around).

I'm glad you like it.

::looks wide eyed with admiration at a genuine intrepid explorer::
Thank you, I think I will put this in a safe place.

*brings huge sack with the required foods out of the kitchen*

There you go. Have some toast, too- I've just done some

After waiting 4 days I'm just a shadow of myself.
Anything more substantial than toast?