h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

tends bar. pours drinks for people, cat nip for cats. what song is playing in the room?

Song: Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting

*BBW decides it's about time to help Red Dog. He crouches in his chair, aims at Fluffy and springs. He sails across the room towards Red Dog's corner and impacts Red Dog. Red Dog ricochets downwards and lands on the barstool next to Arl. BBW also ricochets downwards and lands on the barstool on the other side of Arl. Unfortunately, that barstool was already occupied by Saturn Girl.*

Um, hi. Wanna dance?

*rubs sore throat*

Now I need some liquid throat anesthetic ..... anyone fancy getting me a

*winks at BBW and does the secret sign gesture at UH*

Damn the thing still looks like I`m having convulsions.

*making a big play of his `sore feet` Red Dog slips off a sock from his right foot and surreptitiously slips in a ball he purloined from the pool table*

*whacks Arl over the head and bundles him outside to a waiting getaway car ... is unsure whether the smell of the sock or the pool ball acheived the necessary effect*



1. A shoe [not glass and there are no fairy godmothers involved in this heist.
2. A bunch of pool players trying to make a game without the cue ball

3. No link to where you took me
4. Me, wondering Why'd they hit me over the head? I was still cuddling Fluffy!

*grabs BBW around the neck, and holds him with a knife to his throat* I'll take a rain check on that dance, I'd rather get Arl back, thankyouverymuch... Now where'd Red Mutt take him?!?

Ooops left something to BBW but forgot this was his day off. Sorry . Couldn`t organise a cat fight in a kennel ! *scribbled on a beer mat unnoticed by the dancers is a message from the Dawgz* WE CUDN`T DANZ AND WE DUNT LIKE THE MUSICK SO WEEV TAKEN ARL TO A BETTA PLAICE AT http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F72281?thread=145250&post=1376637#p1376637. CATCH US IF U KAN

*UH realises he's still there. in true scooby style he leas into the air and whirls his legs around forming a cloud of dust. the strains of tinkly xylophone can be heard. then he zooms off into the night*

grabs BBW's arm and teleports him to the wacky races thread.

Hmmm...
So, has everyone abandoned the club?
Used it and abused it?
Wham bam, thankyou ma'am, off we go to another dancefloor?

<BB<

*SM pursues but leaves her behind to keep BB company*

*rubs against BB's legs*

No one appriciates this place, huh? This is twice I've tried to bring life to it... and twice I've failed!

*purrs*

Carts in a cask of amontillado and floats up to dust the ceiling. Works her way to the floor, cleaning and straightening, then settles back to sip her amontillado. Puts a link to the bar on her page so she can find it again.
[ooc] Wham bam, thank you ma'am? and, they'll never call you...[ooc]

posts, sips her wine.

Oh well, we don't need deserters to bring life to this place - we can do that ourselves!

<BB<

Right

anyone?

*taps foot, raids bar for another bottle of Jones, chills to some beach boys*