h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*passes through*

*Is still dancing*
Where has everyone else come from?!?!?

<BB<

*Briefly sticks his head through the manhole, then notices something back the way he came and goes back down again.*

*Wonders how BBW got his head up the manhole without the ladder... Takes out a welding torch and welds the cover shut*

By the way, I'm supposed to gaurd sea, not the other way around.

phases through the manhole cover and phases the metal blocking it out of existance. goes back down to see what BBW saw.

*flies through the portal that has been reopened. with inertia provided by his Flubber(tm) he cracks his head rather hard on the ceiling. wiht this he promptly gives up.*

if any dogs need me, i'll be in the recruitment centre. I can't follow all this thread hopping, and I've got a splitting headache.

[YK] 'At's okay. We'll just stay here and dance.

[Mackenzie] Great idea.

*Uses his Mega-Gun's temporal portal function to create a second temporal portal where the hole comes out. This would cause any Mutts coming through to be redirected to a forum on their own homepage.*

[YK and Mackenzie dance]

*pops into D-space in an unexplained and unknown fashion - a phenomenon destined to be one of h2g2`s lesser unsolved mysteries*

Errrrr

*floats alarmingly*

*Wonders if he should do something to Red Dog -- Decides to pull out a secret weapon*

I really didn't want to do this, but... I've got someone you'll need to meet.

*Goes to a heretofore unnoticed cage with some large creature in it*

Red Dog, this is Fluffy. Fluff is a mountain lion, one of the most territorial and powerful cats known to man. Fluffy, this is Red Dog. He just marked his territory on your favorite tree.

*Releases Fluffy*

*UH presses his tele[port homer button. he is instantly transported to where the beacon is. the beacon is in arls underwear. Suddenly, arl is no longer the only person in his clothes, as there is UH there as well*

Um...hello arl....whats a nice boy like you doing in a place like this?

*Saturn Girl continues to sit at the bar, and nurses a bottle of Jones Soda*

*grins and gestures at Cat confident in his ability to out Fluffy*

*tries to run in Zero gravity for the first time .... legs pump vigorously but he goes nowhere fast*

*marks new territory*

UNCLE, DO SOMETHING ..... preferably helpful

[Enter Zero from the Mega Man X series. Yes, he's a he, despite the long hair. YK facepalms and Mackenzie sweatdrops.]

[Zero] Somebody mention my name?

[Well I did mention zero-gravity...]

[Zero] [unintelligible profanity]

*BBW's head appears momentarily between the two portals*

Hey!

*His head disappears downwards again, then reappears a few moments later*

Can some...

*His head disappears downwards, then reappears*

someone thr...

*Head disappears, reappears*

throw me...

*Head disappears, reappears*

some mo...

*Head disappears, reappears*

more flu...

*Head disappears, reappears*

flubber!

*Head continues to disappears and reappear at regular intervals.*

*Fluffy, lucky to have been fitted with special arti-grav boots that basically allow him to create an artificial ground w/ gravity underneath him at all times right towards Red Dog with alarming speed. Meanwhile, back in Arl's trousers...*

UH, I never knew you cared. Here, I think I can do something that will fix this situation.

*Presses a button on his (now stretched beyond capacity) belt. The button is his Emergency Ejector Shorts. UH is propelled out of Arl's clothes at a high speed, and finds himself flipping, out of control, around the forum*



Um, if that was too much like a one post solution, I can always get the Continuity Bleach, but really, I think we both wanted to get you out of my pants, yes?

its a good 'un . i hadnt thought as far as getting us out...that, my friend, was YOUR problem

*boiiing*

On behalf of the rest of h2g2 I feel I must express our regret at the premature ejaculation from your underwear Arl . We were hoping for the action to go on for a little longer . Maybe with a bit of practice eh !