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*Reaches behind the bar and presses a few buttons. Several generators kick into action and start up the antigrav dancespace. Cheesy disco music.*

Right, that's going to have to go for a start.

*Goes over to the Dj's Cubicle and puts on something a little more upbeat, Tori Amos- Professional Widow*

Now that's more like it.

*Reminds himself to find a DJ*

*Looks around and sees that so far only Croz is about.*
Okay - there are no witnesses - I think I can risk dancing.

*Nervously edges onto the 0G Dance floor, and copies what Croz is doing*

<BB<

*Looks around and sees that so far only Croz is about.*
Okay - there are no witnesses - I think I can risk dancing.

*Nervously edges onto the 0G Dance floor, and copies what Croz is doing*

<BB<

Er, at the moment I'm propping up the bar until some other people show up

I thought that the dance steps looked a little easy...

<BB<

Hi BB! I've seen you around. I find you very attractive. Will you dance with me?

BB, I think you've pulled!

Yes, but looking at all this active dancing has made me pull a muscle...
Ouch! Dancing is dangerous and should be discouraged.

<BB<

No, don't worry BB. Where does it hurt? I'll rub it better for you.

Erm... well, it's my leg. It's hurting too much.

<BB<

Make way people. First Aid coming through.


OK BB, if I rub it like this does your heart beat faster?

*sneaks quietly thru the door and hides in a corner to observe*

new around here and at a loss as to what to make of this fiasco involving a scantilly clad nurse. Good music. Thanking the meaningless whizzing of the cosmos they're not playing disco in here.

*shuffles up to the bar hoping someone will buy her a drink...*

Hello
Yes, my heart is definately beating faster now - and I almost feel like dancing.

<BB<

Hello
Yes, my heart is definately beating faster now - and I almost feel like dancing.

<BB<

*from behind the bar*

What are you having Tuesdaysoup?

Well what are you waiting for? Let's boogie on down. Any special requests for the DJ BB?

Something slow...
I know you're thinking I'm trying to be romantic, but hopefully the slower, the easier the dance moves are. I can just about hadnle swaying from side to side softly along with the music without looking a complete fool.

<BB<

Since as yet I can't find the dj, I'll have to ad-lib something

*Reduces the voltage on the decks, so the music plays slower*

Is that what you had in mind?

Hmm... not quite, but it's not bad...

<BB<

Bless Him. He tries!