h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Like hyponosis ? Will it help to de-stress me? Will it help me to forget the 12 hour days that I've been putting in? If so, lets do it!

The only thing I'm worried about is if my skirt decides to float up... Anyone have any solutions for that one other than attempting to hold it down?

Safety pin it to your knickers. You should find some in the first aid kit behind the bar. If you can't find any bar staff you'll just have to help yourself. Whilst you're at it, help yourself to a drink. Pay for it later, if any staff ever turn up for work that is .

But safty pins put holes through the fabric! Don't we have anything slick like magnets, or something? You'd think a anti-grav club would have something better than safty pins, wouldn't you? Well, I guess I just have to go make a costume change, I'll be back...

*disapears for a minute, returns in a black jump suit with a halter top and bell bottoms, still wearing the red high heals, with the addition of a red belt hanging off her hips.*

Now this I shouldn't have to worry too much about Now for a dance partner... *sits back down at the bar, drinking the Jones Soda she'd gotten earlier*

What happened to the lizard?

He's not much for dancing... besides he's doesn't like being any bigger than a normal lizard... gives him flashbacks to before I got him... how he was a big bad godzilla sized meanie... he doesn't like thinking of that.

Hmm. That reminds me of the princess in the film Shrek. Have you seen it? At sunset, the beautiful princess turns into an ugly ogre. Is that what happens to the lizard?

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I was planning on going to see it. Naw... my lizard (his name's Nilpferd) was formerly that lizard you see on the Sobe bottles, and during the battle of the gods, we had a sub battle over drinks. Apollo whipped out the godzilla sized Sobe lizard to attack me, and my defence of Jones Soda. I shrunk the lizard, and trained him to be a well manered sweet little lizard. He's much happier now

Sure...just RUB it in my face....
my poor lizard...
now they've got Jones Juice too...some stupid Symbols inside the cap

Alright, I came here to dance. So stolen lizard aside...what dance shall it be SG?

Er...I think I need a drink. I'll stand in for Croz as bar person until he returns. What would you people like to drink?

*We do not stock lemonade*

One SoBe please, Deano. Energy.

On the Rocks.

With pleasure .


Anyone else for a drink?

*s innocently at Apollo* Rub what in your face? He really didn't like being big and mean! And I did not steal him, you lost him during the battle of the gods.

As for that dance, Golden Thighs, do you know how to swing?

Do I know how to swing? I'm a trumpet player chica...I gotta know how to swing

So whadda ya say, daddy-o (talkin to the DJ)...how's about a little Sing, Sing, Sing??

*hops into the DJ booth, and digs through the LPs, managing to find the right one. Puts it on the turn table, and starts it playing*

Ya hav'ta excuse the service, not many people came back when I did CPR on this place... It was dead for a few months before I got here... *hops out of the DJ booth again*

But anyhow... how's about my dance?

*offers his hand*

*takes it*



ps. How come you're not on AIM, but you're online, hmmm?!?

*takes both hands, faces her...
first to right, then to the left, then over the head, then slide....*

Hey, you're pretty good

*grins* I'm only as good as my partner. You are leading, after all

In that case...

*Out...spin in, spin out...twirl...*