h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i've been mad for in years

it helps!

It does - Otherwise I would have to think: I am in a dark corner of a place I cannot see and have to believe there is a friendly wyvern hanging about with me - and I should also imagine it doesn't smell like Claudia Schiffer after a bath, but more like - Mr Creosote after his thin waffer of mint...

I think imagining Claudia would be a better idea.

Thank you for calling me friendly, by the way.

if you also *look* like claudia i will call you friendly too

I look into my pint, what do i see?





Nothing, of course! I´m in this dark corner...

Wyverns look a bit different than Claudia. We have wings and tail and we look like dragons in general exept that we have 2 legs and only very few of us can breathe fire. I am not sure if you like me.

you may want to meet Bob, our resident Dinosaur .. he may be around in .. a few hours .. he usually is

That would be great!

Or Babette - the quasiresident dinosauress - she is at the CP - June Thread... but I will not say anything to annoy her, even if I would like to...

Why would you like to annoy her?

Cause it could end up with some fun... those dinos... well, I had an encounter in the bath lately - after she had to play with me for some reason - and that seems to tickle the archaic...

*wonders if he could grope for his prehestoric club*

Maybe I really should have a peek. Encounters in the bath and - what was this club about?

That's one of those clubs for "hitting over your head" - great fun, if you are prehistoric, rather a bother, if you don't know how to use them - or worse can't find them when needed.

Are you planning to hit the dinosaur? Do you think it's a good idea?

I think I would be bloody stupid to do that - no! I think, I should rather join a club of dinosaurs - I`ve stopped quaking for the moment, perhaps they would let me join

Are they dangerous? I mean, I am just sitting there and waiting for the dinosaurs and maybe it's a very stupid thing to do.

Oh - no, I think everything in here is perfectly safe... only if you don't think you are safe yourself... hah, can't help there, then, can I?

Bob and Babette? dangerous? no .. certainly not they're both vegetarians, and they hardly ever harm anyone

oh.. and Babette likes to .. mm.. tease? have fun? both?

I don't worry then. I try to be nice to them.
(What kind of fun?)

... what kind of fun ... ... is the profanity filter still active?