h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Bob who realised he was not actually in cotume clicks his fingers and dissapers...a few seconds later a pentogram of flame appers on the floore and two figers can just about be made out through the smoke rising from the floor...one is a tall middle aged man in fancy evening where a black cape and has a monacul...the other is bob in a tacky Vampier costume*
I hope there is no abjections but I have invited an old acquaintance of mine along. every one meet Mr D
{MR D in a voice that sounds like two tombe stones rubbing together}
Hello could I intrest any one in a drink?
*thew walk out of the pentogram which flers up and then dissapers*

*the door opens*
A vision floats in....YES! It's a GHOST!!!!!
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh woooooooooooooooooooooooooh

*Comes in dressed as a Medival Squire (of course, his cloth is blue*)
Hello All! What kind of music do we have here?

GHOST: woooooooooooooooooooooooo wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wow! All those beautiful costumed people!

Huh, I hope Will will appear again?!

*Kasia-Morticia goes behind the bar, starts to mix several drinks*

GB! You really threatened me
*Kasia stands in a typical Morticia-pose and watches GB, pardon me, the ghost, flying around*

Hello, is this where I celebrate the pagan ritual? Do you serve drinks?

Hi Silly Willy!

Of course, we serve drinks and food here!

What would you like?

a yaws

isn't there anyone to get me a yaws?

aren't yaws served here?

Tell me, do you serve PGGB?

*Kasia rushes from the kitchen*

Sorry Blue, I'm preparing the Halloween drink menu.
Mhmm, what is this thing, you want? I don't know it, but Crossed Purposes is known as a place, where you can order any food or drink; if you shortly explain it, we will prepare it for you

Silly Willy, your PGGB is on your way!

For the newcomers: if I'm not around, please feel free to help yourself with drinks, and in the kitchen you'll always find something yummy to eat!

i won't answer if you don't put yaws in the question.

Thank you, it's been a tough day!

*Engländer going over to the lader uses his 8< for chipping noses to get down the tin of cookies. Choclate mountains.*

Kasia, TRICK OR TREETS?

*Happy to have said the magic word, Engländer disapears*

When I was a wee scamp I used to think the expression was, "Treacle Treat". I always did have an odd Hallowe'en

*From the Street a deep, sultry voice can be heard singing,"Gypsies, Tramps and Theives"...long fingernails are seen touching the door jam as though it were the inside of her lover's thigh. Long red fingernails that almost curl. Long fingers
laden with bejelwed rings. Black fringed sleeves the tanned skin of a shoulder, cleveage, partially covered by long, straight black hair. A slendar hip, the black dress slit to the thigh. Skin at the narrow waist, cut out around the back, dipping just below the small of the back. Eyes colored to a point at the corners with black liner. Enters the barefooted Witch of Eastwick, Cher*

*The Eastwick Witch Cher sees her gal pals at the cauldron and
gracefully glides to them* "Good evening Ladies!" *evil laughter
errupts from around the cauldron* "I hope I haven't missed any action." *tests the water. notices & plucks out a hair left behind by Will Jenkins when the Angel of Death took his soul* "Oh, that would never do!" *wicked laughter of the 'knowing' errupt* "Let's get this party in gear!!!" *tosses a handful of dust from a pouch on her waist...POOF...fog now rolls across the floor of the Pub*
"There, now our fimilars & other low crawling creatures will have a place to feel safe! Watch out everybody...there are ankel biters among us!" *evil laughter as the Witches put their heads together in a loving greeting* "Don't worry, the fog will leave as the last visitor exits!" *wicked giggles from the Witches of Eastwick*

*walks in, dressed in blue jeans and a white t-shirt*
*pauses*
Oh, are we doing fancy dress?
*snaps fingers*
*clothes change to blood-red leather corset with matching skirt and knee-high boots*
*grins*
Wiccan doing Halloween dress up

*SW's eyes sweep up and down and linger back at the top of Tweetie*
Hello, can I buy you a drink?

why isn't there any music?