h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*ringo appears dressed as...
...well, still in his dark blue pyjama, he just got out of bed, and with the dark rings under his eyes and his new crap haircut he looks rather scary anyway...*

grrmmbll, a and a coffee, please

*Coffee pot to collection of bandages*

Hello Mummy!

::a dark form suddenly apears at the end of the bar:: Danmnation! Someone's beaten me to the Hockey player outfit. Oh well, At least I got this one. ::eyes the gliter like two very distant stars in the Blackest night pan around the room::
Hullo all! ::Dressed head to foot in black, Black scruffy t-shirt, Black jeans, big Black leather boots and gloves, and of course a big Black, cape like Trenchcoat:: Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to my costume? ::oh and his hair dyed Black and sticking out all over the place:: No, I'm not the Crow.

MUMMY:
*waves bandaged hand at coffee pot*

*An explotion, sparkling lights, some smoke, and Wizard suddenly appears out of nowhere. He offers a cup of perfectly blended caffe latte to the MUMMY, and istantly dissapears again, leaving only a waft of blue smoke and a tingling sensation in the nether regions of the witches in attendance as they wonder yearningly who that dashing apparition was*

Hi Mummy. Can I top you up?

*wonders who that dashing wizard was*

*nods head*
oops, sorry, tongue fell out onto floor.
MUMMY bends over, retrieves tongue, puts it back into mouth-hole, re-wraps bandage around mouth-hole then wonders how to drink coffee*

::Stands around looking spooky:: I could give you the dream of perfect coffee...

MUMMY: *wonders if anyone's going to ask her to dance*

::thinks, "I oughta ask her to dance..., but I'd just trip up in her bandages."::

*starts gyrating on the spot, careful not to loosen bandages*

Hi, all. Did I hear there was a luau going on...uh...



Hmm.

LOL Hey I'm soon to be the PS of tacky tourist souveniers. Whadda co-inky dink.

*Engländer comes in with the borrowed "Hex" costume of the "schwäbisch-allemanisch` Fasnet". Hex meaning "Witch" and making sure noone knows who´s realy under the costume, so it may (or may not) be Engländer*

* Jumps around wildly pinching with the "Nasenschnapper" at noses all round - the bells on the costume go:*

Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching, Tsching,

MUMMY grabs the dead leg off the Bar & drags it out the door behind her....

Babel-fish translation:*I will return*

::stares at Englander or who ever is making with all the bells:: Hmmmmm........

Hello everybody!


Time to make this party go with a bang

*returns as The Angel of Death*
*reaches into the cauldron and plucks Will Jenkin's spirit from his body, which carries on bubbling in the brew.*
*flies off with Will's spirit*
*looks back*
"I will return"

*The pub door opens, a hand appears, then an arm. The hand dispenses a smoke bomb which breaks on contact with the floor and a tall, lithesome figure steps into the smoke and waits for it to clear*

Cough! Cough! Splutter! Mari-Rae, please remind me not to use that particular brand next year...

*The smoke clears and exposes Gwennie who, thanks to her plastic surgeon, now resembles Michelle Pheipher, and is sporting a figure-hugging long black, off the shoulder dress which exposes her unclad feet, whilst her shoulders are covered by long flowing blond hair*

Hi gang! What do you think of my new hair colour? Don't worry; it's only a wig!

*Makes her way to the bar and trips over someone's stick and lands in the boiling water of the recently melted St. Will Jenkins*

Ohh! That's HOT!!!