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February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 17, 2005
*waves at Shirps 
at Caer
worries about Egon*
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Coniraya Posted Feb 18, 2005
*looks slightly alarmed at Linus' *
*attempts a back, but the vodka has had it's a effect and a rather ferocious leer ensues*
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Shirps Posted Feb 18, 2005
medics arrive ... look around at everyone 
... look at each other & shrug ... load up multiple syringes & inject all with pure caffeine ... walk to the bar & help themselves to a couple of 
s ... leave looking happy 
Aaargh! Don't ever call the medics again 
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 20, 2005
...*now on a major coffee buzz...*
EGON! 
WR got to making fun of you before I could...*shoots WR a dirty look while laughing out loud...*
I've never had such strong coffee. How long will this last? ...*looks down at everyone from the ceiling...* HEY! Egon got his degree! PAAAARTY! 
I don't feel so well ...
...*puts mod whoming stick in Kes' hands...puts both feet to his chest and tries (in vain) to dislodge the stick from her fingers by pulling as hard as she can...
Kes let's go of the stick...sending Pandora flying back up to the ceiling...* 
I HATE when this happens! Egon, you'r smart. 
'Least that's what that piece-o-paper says that you've been carring around! Can YOU help me come unglued?!
Just how much coffee WAS in that pot?! Ooooo ... reminds me, gotta' check my herb garden in the alley.
GET this 
ing mod whomping stick off my fingers!
Linus! Why I outta' ... Did Shirps say those fella's would'NT be coming back?!?! 
I'm okay.
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 20, 2005
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
mari-rae Posted Feb 21, 2005
*Attempts a 
high...*
Nevermind, I'll cure that with a nice large 
Egon! Well done! Have a or two... 
Caer, honey, you ok? Here's some 
from the Tea Shoppe. It's actually 
, not pink. 
Pan, try throwing that whompin' stick for Shirps!
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 21, 2005
i'm on a RL-d**t 
but hey, i can spoil myself here
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Shirps Posted Feb 21, 2005
it's all in the mind, - all in the mind
Piece of 
? Freshly baked in my non-existent oven 
Oh! by the by - cured meself - back to "normal" - (till the next time 
... reaches for a large ... keep the iron levels up ... gulps it down ... aahh, that's
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 21, 2005
iron, eh 
::swallows a rusty old nail and washes it down with ::
ah, that really hit the spot
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Shirps Posted Feb 21, 2005
much better recipe - prefer to ... hunts her handbag for some old nail clippings ... ah, here's some ...last cleared this bag out in ... um, , well a few years back ... swallows with a gulp of ... awaits results ...
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
mari-rae Posted Feb 22, 2005
*Brings in a gigantor birthday topped with many, many, many flaming candles. Sets it in front of Kes.*
Happy Birthday, you owld geezer! 
*Brings out a 
and gives it to him.*
Its a working model steam train - the Flying Scotsman.
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Coniraya Posted Feb 22, 2005
Happy Birthday Kes!
Oooooh look at aaaalllll those candles!
Better have a celebration drinkypoo
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 22, 2005
what started the fire alarm?
oh 
happy birthday kes
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Shirps Posted Feb 22, 2005
Happy Birthday Kes - I'll open a fresh keg of - just for you 
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 23, 2005
gis an while you're at it, luv
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
mari-rae Posted Feb 23, 2005
How long are you on the , Pierce? Any results yet with losing weight? 
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 23, 2005
i'm off to a belated xmas-party with , , and s galore, saturday
not much weight loss registered yet, but losing weight is a long range programme anyway. ask me again in, say, 50 years
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Kes Posted Feb 23, 2005
I say! What splendid presents! Thank you everyone. Drinks all round!
For those of you trying to count the candles, I would like to point out that they are in celebration of the Flying Scotsman, and that's why there's 4472 of them! 
February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Feb 23, 2005
A Flying Scotsman? I trust he's wearing troosers and not the kilt! Nothing like exposing yerself ter a bit o'Scottish culture!
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February 2005 - Crossed Purposes
- 101: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 17, 2005)
- 102: Coniraya (Feb 18, 2005)
- 103: Shirps (Feb 18, 2005)
- 104: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 20, 2005)
- 105: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 20, 2005)
- 106: mari-rae (Feb 21, 2005)
- 107: Coniraya (Feb 21, 2005)
- 108: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 21, 2005)
- 109: Shirps (Feb 21, 2005)
- 110: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 21, 2005)
- 111: Shirps (Feb 21, 2005)
- 112: mari-rae (Feb 22, 2005)
- 113: Coniraya (Feb 22, 2005)
- 114: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 22, 2005)
- 115: Shirps (Feb 22, 2005)
- 116: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 23, 2005)
- 117: mari-rae (Feb 23, 2005)
- 118: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 23, 2005)
- 119: Kes (Feb 23, 2005)
- 120: Wrinkled Rocker (Feb 23, 2005)
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