h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

should be maid's outfit

::watches in maids outfit serving ::

good

"Thankee kindly, sirrah"

wags little tail

*thinks she is seeing things*

What sort of vodka is this, exactly?

*peers at the label*

Its the kind made from potatos..

Thanks, Shirps!

i wonder, if caer takes a second glance at that label, will that be called a "peer review"?

...*sits up whilst holding her thumb over the end of the tube...starts singing...*
MYFUNNYVALENTINE!
...*chucks a handful of s into the air...upon that cue...the ceiling opens and a black hawk chopper unloads 42 tons of frilly paper hearts...*

LOVE ALL AROUND!!! I love you ALL!!!!

We you too, you ol'

Yay!

Woof! & s to all you ilkoholicks

This is my farovrist day of the WHOLE year ... ... "Val's Day"

Someone has given me mass quanities of chocolates and long stemmed roses. I'd share my candy with you but I can't keep the extra Winter weight on if I don't over induldge.

Why are you all looking at me like that?! ...*shoves both BINS of candies behind her...* It's for your own good you know! ...*holds up fingers in a cross shape...* + BACK! Back AWA-A-AY from the chocolates!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

... crosses don't affect werewolves - slowly pads towards Pan ... ... gimme a choccie ... remember what I did to little 'ol red riding hood ... come on just one ...

tries another tack ... lays on back, tongue out, wagging tail & looking appealingly at Pan ...

awww ...*reaches into a pouch and puts a handful of liver treats in Shirp's mouth...*

Any one remember where my house in the Village is? I think it's time to go home and send the spiders South as well as order some special brownie mix. Where did my house go?...*whispers to Kes...*do you recall my number? If you say 42 I may have to have Shirps bite your knee or sumtin'. Besides I left the door unlocked and the bourbon setting out!

I have a Tea Shoppe in the village too. Wonder if there's been any customers whilst I've been having a wee drink or two...



Happy Val's Day, hon!

Found it!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A404191

*grabs the vodka and follows mari-rae*

Hmm just as well I like potatoes

mari!!! Once again I'm impress-a-lated!

...*whispers around...*don't tell Caer what planet the 'taters are from!

And Pierce, I forgot to tell you you made me laugh with your 'peer review' remark.

& for all!

Kes!

It would be something if the whole Village came alive again, wouldn't it? We've been in a long depression, I think. The other pub in the Village is called the Snug. It is still going. It's in the BOF Inn. I found lurkers in the Tea Shoppe, but they kept the place clean so I can't complain.

The shops are all still there, but the dear people who maintained them have gone missing.