A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub

august 08

Post 21

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i'm not running away from my destiny smiley - cross

i am running away from hyp smiley - erm



as for not spilling the smiley - ale, i've been training for many years

i was married, remember? smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 22

Hati

Yeah, but she isn't even chasing you. Yet. smiley - evilgrin


august 08

Post 23

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

well, you don't wait with training until the day you need the results smiley - zen

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 24

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

wait, that doesn't sound right smiley - huh

oh well, you know what i mean smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 25

Hati

Do I? I guess you mean smiley - ale. Usually you do.


august 08

Post 26

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

ah, yes, right smiley - doh

that's exactly what i meant smiley - ok

smiley - cheers


august 08

Post 27

Gwennie

No it isn't! smiley - tongueout You're talking out of your wooden leg again smiley - pirate!

And wot's more, just look at all the spilled beer on t'floor! Tsk! smiley - rolleyes

*Borrows WR's oily rag to mop it up whilst he's otherwise distracted by his cold smiley - ale* smiley - angel


august 08

Post 28

Hypatia

*tops up her glass*

I find the notion of a Mexican pizza rather confusing. All this cross cultural exchange makes my poor old head swim. Pierce, I'm glad to have you eat the Mexican pizza. Give me a plain old Pizza Magherita delivered by a 20 year old Latin with bulging bicepts any day. smiley - drool


august 08

Post 29

Gwennie

They (pizzas not delivery boys) make excellent Frisbees - especially if I'm the smiley - chef! smiley - blush


august 08

Post 30

Wrinkled Rocker

I didn't think you were into this smiley - chef thing...
...and just when I've given up food!


WRsmiley - biker


august 08

Post 31

Gwennie

I'm not, but using a smiley - chef hat helps to stop my tresses from catching fire whilst I'm cooking. smiley - zoom


august 08

Post 32

Hypatia

Brilliant! I'll try that. smiley - biggrin


august 08

Post 33

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

given up food, have yer, WR

wise move smiley - ok

when gwennie is in the kitchen anyway smiley - tongueout

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 34

Wrinkled Rocker

Yup, I've given up food...

...it's a liquid diet for me !

So when my dentures come loose, I won't have to chew...smiley - biggrin


august 08

Post 35

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

you would have to use a chainsaw and/or woodchopper when gwennies in the kitchen smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 36

Hati

Is there a rolling pin in this kitchen? I don't feel comfortable going in there..


august 08

Post 37

Gwennie

Well, who wouldn't feel comfortable going into a rolling pin? smiley - roflsmiley - winkeye

Sorry - that was awful! smiley - blush

There's a rolling pin in the weapons drawer - whoops! I mean utensils drawer. smiley - chefsmiley - zoom


august 08

Post 38

Hati

Yep. Weapon. That's what I was looking for. smiley - evilgrin


august 08

Post 39

Gwennie

You know you get those sword-cane type thingees? Well, this is a sword-rolling pin type thingee... smiley - angel

*Hands over an antique looking rolling pin, encrusted with dried, unappealing substances*

Enjoy! smiley - evilgrin


august 08

Post 40

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i'm guessing whatever is in gwennies kitchen is a lethal weapon smiley - biggrin

gwennie included smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


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