A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub

august 08

Post 41

Gwennie

Why! I thankee kindly smiley - pirate! smiley - blush

One does one's best...given the circumcision - I mean circumstances... (slip of the tongue - or should I say knife!) smiley - evilgrin


august 08

Post 42

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

ha! as if i would step into your kitchen without wearing mithril smiley - tongueout

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 43

Gwennie

T'would best be a mithril jockstrap! smiley - zoom

Forewarned is forearmed, although why on earth anyone would want four arms is beyond me! I have enough trouble co-ordinating two arms, let alone four! smiley - online2long


august 08

Post 44

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

don't worry, i am covered in mithril all over smiley - tongueout

and i only have one arm to worry about smiley - biggrin

the other is a hook smiley - cool

that's for you to worry about smiley - evilgrin

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 45

Hati

I don't think it would be fair to use Gwennie against anyone.


august 08

Post 46

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

nah, it would definitely violate the geneva convention smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 47

Hati

So there. smiley - stiffdrink


august 08

Post 48

Gwennie

Awww! But I LIKE being against people, especially when they be good-lookin' 'uns! smiley - bigeyes


august 08

Post 49

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

yes, i have noticed that smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 50

Wrinkled Rocker

I don't mind being against Gwennie...

Does that make me good looking...? smiley - huh

WRsmiley - biker


august 08

Post 51

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

nice try smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 52

Gwennie

That won't wash WR! smiley - rofl Your spare m/c tyre around your belly would keep us apart smiley - nahnahsmiley - run

Mind you, t'would have to be a stupid smiley - cool with a white stick to want to stand next to me and my wrinkles, temper and aptitude in weaponry with kitchen implements. smiley - zoom


august 08

Post 53

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i am sure i could not have worded that better smiley - angel

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 54

Gwennie

Hah! So! I be a wordsmiff now? I knew going back to school would have some bekneefitz! smiley - tongueout

Speaking of kitchen implements, it's time for me to feed my family and smiley - catsmiley - catsmiley - catsmiley - catsmiley - catsmiley - catsmiley - cat and smiley - dogsmiley - dogsmiley - dog. I can see my cooker trembling with terror from here... smiley - chef

Wot's more, the sun is over the yard arm so it's time for my smiley - stiffdrink! smiley - zoomsmiley - drunksmiley - zoomsmiley - drunksmiley - stiffdrink


august 08

Post 55

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

going by aussie rules, are you? that way the sun will always be over the yard arm. am i right or am i right? smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 56

Hati

Not bad rules at all, methinks. smiley - stiffdrink


august 08

Post 57

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i can live with that smiley - cheers

smiley - pirate


august 08

Post 58

Hati

You can live with any kind of alcohol, methinks.


august 08

Post 59

Wrinkled Rocker

Re post 48 above:

Shouldn't that be the Gwennieva Convention...?
smiley - snork

Actually I've found that my spare m/c tyre often fits perfectly between the bosom and the belly of the biker babe I'm hugging...
A comfy chair type of compatibility, methinks.

WR smiley - biker


august 08

Post 60

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

there is a gwennieva convention? smiley - yikes

smiley - run


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