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august 08
Gwennie Posted Aug 20, 2008
Why! I thankee kindly 
! 
One does one's best...given the circumcision - I mean circumstances... (slip of the tongue - or should I say knife!) 
august 08
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 20, 2008
ha! as if i would step into your kitchen without wearing mithril 
august 08
Gwennie Posted Aug 21, 2008
T'would best be a mithril jockstrap! 
Forewarned is forearmed, although why on earth anyone would want four arms is beyond me! I have enough trouble co-ordinating two arms, let alone four! 
august 08
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 21, 2008
don't worry, i am covered in mithril all over
and i only have one arm to worry about 
the other is a hook 
that's for you to worry about
august 08
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 22, 2008
nah, it would definitely violate the geneva convention 
august 08
Gwennie Posted Aug 23, 2008
Awww! But I LIKE being against people, especially when they be good-lookin' 'uns! 
august 08
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 23, 2008
yes, i have noticed that 
august 08
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Aug 23, 2008
I don't mind being against Gwennie...
Does that make me good looking...? 
WR
august 08
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 24, 2008
nice try
august 08
Gwennie Posted Aug 25, 2008
That won't wash WR! 
Your spare m/c tyre around your belly would keep us apart 
Mind you, t'would have to be a stupid with a white stick to want to stand next to me and my wrinkles, temper and aptitude in weaponry with kitchen implements.
august 08
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 25, 2008
i am sure i could not have worded that better 
august 08
Gwennie Posted Aug 25, 2008
Hah! So! I be a wordsmiff now? I knew going back to school would have some bekneefitz!
Speaking of kitchen implements, it's time for me to feed my family and 
and 
. I can see my cooker trembling with terror from here... 
Wot's more, the sun is over the yard arm so it's time for my 
! 
august 08
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 25, 2008
going by aussie rules, are you? that way the sun will always be over the yard arm. am i right or am i right?
august 08
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 29, 2008
i can live with that 
august 08
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Aug 30, 2008
Re post 48 above:
Shouldn't that be the Gwennieva Convention...? 
Actually I've found that my spare m/c tyre often fits perfectly between the bosom and the belly of the biker babe I'm hugging...
A comfy chair type of compatibility, methinks.
WR
august 08
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 30, 2008
there is a gwennieva convention? 
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- 41: Gwennie (Aug 20, 2008)
- 42: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 20, 2008)
- 43: Gwennie (Aug 21, 2008)
- 44: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 21, 2008)
- 45: Hati (Aug 22, 2008)
- 46: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 22, 2008)
- 47: Hati (Aug 22, 2008)
- 48: Gwennie (Aug 23, 2008)
- 49: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 23, 2008)
- 50: Wrinkled Rocker (Aug 23, 2008)
- 51: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 24, 2008)
- 52: Gwennie (Aug 25, 2008)
- 53: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 25, 2008)
- 54: Gwennie (Aug 25, 2008)
- 55: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 25, 2008)
- 56: Hati (Aug 29, 2008)
- 57: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 29, 2008)
- 58: Hati (Aug 29, 2008)
- 59: Wrinkled Rocker (Aug 30, 2008)
- 60: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 30, 2008)
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